h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi

Hey i was just bout to message you!

me a stranger...your wwwaaayyy strange than moi??

so hey what you been upto sweetie???

hmmmmmm i think im gonna go eat leaves of a bush cuz some rude gyal is boring me......



LauRah

Well yeah I guess I could be considered more of a stranger... seeing as I disappeared for over a week...


That's Telewests fault... oh and it turns out I'm back on pre-mod as well... oh well never mind...


Howz you???...




Leaves??? rude gyal boring ya??...



Methinks a little has told you of my RL exploits... and now I'm going to play football with his head lol...


I guess that was my college mate Pete that said that yeah, lol... well yeah it's true, she was boring me...


But he didn't tell you the whole story...


After the leaf thing I ped on her legs, lmao...


She stayed WELLLLLLLLLLL away from me after that lmao...




Serj

yeah you wally you went and lefted me..me thought you had gottened eatened by some rude gyals....

you oon pre mod??? what have you done this time???



im great thanx hun....you??

hey whos Pete.....hmmmm......quickly moving on......

i would do anything just to speand a day in the life of Serj in RL...it seesm like your a right on...

you what up her leg????? eugh..sickeneing.......



LoZ xxx

Nah I didn't get eaten by any rude gyals...

I just got fed by Telewest...


Yeah I'm on pre-mod... again... I'm guessing it's to do with Kyle... I couldn't care less really...


Pete's my mate in both RL and on hootoo... he's sound...




I bet you wouldn't eat bunch of leaves and p up some girls leg to live a day in my life would ya, lmao...


There's nothing wrong with peeing outdoors, lmao...



It's what nature is all about...



and that's p all... lmao...




Serj