h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I might be interested in becoming a worshipper. But first I must ask: what's the penalty for failing to follow the odd commandment? (And by 'the odd commandment,' I mean no more than about half of them.)

hail johnny nofriends! about the delay, but i've only just returned from a pilgrimage to cornwall(the revered scrumpy and ice cream pilgrimage)today.

the penalties are simple. eatwhilst thinking of the founder, or sendto the founder. if you can't get hold of any, thens will do.

hope this answers your questions, and feel free to join.

xx

As a lowly sinner, I will probably get through a great deal of chocolate.



Where do I sign up?

right here and you are in. at the church of caroline, we(ok crazyhorse and me)do get through a lot of. when crazy horse joined he was serenaded with the last verse fromout of hell, but as the neighbours complained, i'm afraid you will just have to think it quite loudly instead.

anyhow, here is your official joining, and your name will be added to the list.

one of these days, i will get round to doing a proper separate page for it all, but until then, we'll squeeze up to make room for you on my upage.

xx

Lovely! Thanks. I promise to fulfill this rite of passage with devotional fervour.

(Chomp, chomp....)