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Happy Birthday to me!
Posted Sep 26, 2003
As of 4:20am today, I will be 18 years of age and able to drink, vote, watch porn and gamble! Hooray!!!
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Just call me the Don!
Posted Sep 23, 2003
My mate Leanne had a kid a few months back, and now she's asked me to be her (the baby, not the mate) godfather! I'm chuffed, but there's sort of a conflict between my atheism and having to make some sort of religious commitment. But still, at the minute I'm well chuffed and my depression of the last few days has lifted. 
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The Post
Posted Sep 18, 2003
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A1287236
My interview with Awix is up, so anyone wanting to know a little more about my twisted psyche can do well to read that.
In other news;
England vs Liechtenstein @ Scum Trafford.
I sat in the Stret end. It was choc full of plastic fans, the songs from the eight or so burbury pointed that out with the songs; "sing when we're scoring (you only)," "Can you hear the England sing," "We're supposed to be at home," and the oh so true "eight of us singing (they're only)." And as for the match? Pants.
Leicester vs Leeds @ The Crisp Bowl.
Leeds were dire. Absolutely dire. 4-0 and we were let of lightly. It just shows how much we miss Woody.
My Birthday Party.
Plans are underway, should be a party of Legend. I will update everyone on the 28th.
That's about it really, so laters.
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
Posted Sep 13, 2003
Yes, hard to believe, but there is something more irritating about the Yankees (noun, Dutch pronunciation of John Cheese - "Yon-kees") than the three letter repeat chant, usually followed by their obnoxious hooting. Note how I'm doing this on September 13th, this is because September 11th is no more of a tragedy to me as when the Yanks dropped two Nuclear Weapons on /civilian/ targets in Japan, napalmed villagers in Vietnam, or the first American backer paid for an IRA bomb to be used against Britain. I'm sorry New Yorkers, but how can I feel sympathy towards you when your countrymen paid for the bombing of my home city in '96?
No, the main thing that riles me up about the way American Policy is handled is the HYPOCRISY.
#1: Land of Liberty: Wilsons 13th point of 14 at Versailles was that the Austro-Hungarian domination of other countries with different backgrounds was wrong. This from a race of people who found a new land, BUTCHERED the Native peoples, disregarded their culture of superstition and HERDED them into "preservation" camps, restricting the freedom of movements. Hell, throw in a few crazed gun wielders and you've got the Jewish Ghettoes of Nazi-occupied Poland. And that's without mentioning the whole being built on the blood and toil of slaves.
#2: Weapons of Mass Destruction: Which country has most WoMD's? The USA. Who invented most of them? The USA. Who is /still/ the only country to have used nuclear weapons? The USA. So which authority said to these weapon hoarding murderers that THEY were the only country in the world responsible enough to use them? Here's a clue, it's the same answer as all of the above. Now don't get me wrong, I don't think ANYONE should have WoMD, but it can't be one rule for the US and one for the rest of the world.
#3: Iraq: They paid for Sadaam's regime, they trained it. I think it was Lisa Simpson that said "when you create a monster, you can't complain when it topples a few buildings." Now Sadaam should have been removed, but not on the basis that maybe he was thinking about possibly getting round to designing a label for use on a video about Nuclear Weapons. Or on the real basis of the war. Operation Iraqi Liberation? O.I.L sounds better.
#4: War on Terrorism: What better way to stamp out terrorism than bomb Afghanistan? How about stopping funding the IRA? How about stopping terrorism between Palestine and Israel bu not funding Israel and mediating negotiations?
Then again, I suppose this may all seem obvious to 99% of the people who read this, but then again, when you elect a monkey as "perr-si-dunt" you don't expect him to be able to understand basic concepts like the one I'm about to finish on.
PRACTISE WHAT YOU PREACH
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28th august 2003
Posted Aug 28, 2003
*hereby being a journal entry in the style of Asmodai Dark (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U239698)*
It has been 6 months since I first posted a journal detailing what I had for my dinner each and every day. I have written guide entries.
However I am offenededed! People READ my Journal and READ my entries! How dare they! This is on the web and accessable to everyone because I desire them to be PRIVATE!
You! Why are you reading this? WHY?
Somebody said my entries can be REVIEWED and PUBLISHED! That means people round here read things WITH INTENT!
So scared. Blackout curtains not working. Natural light in house.
STAY AWAY
*so endeth the parody*
Oh, and as everyone can see, I have revamped my space, please eread it and comment!
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