h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For some inexplicable reason, Laura's out until 3am tonight, attending a Twilight marathon.

Which means that I'm in on my own tonight.

So what better time for a man night? Here's what I've got planned:

Two bottles of porter, accompanied by a man tea of some sort of meat and chips dish. Probably chops. Because I love chops.

An hour or so on Skyrim, just to stab things in the brain.

And finally, the not homo-erotic at all Rocky III, in which our titular hero fights Mr T. and prances around with Carl Weathers in short shorts.

Can anyone think of a way to improve this?

Sure. Don't watch Rocky.

Ah, you think I should watch Predator? In which our titular alien fights Arnie and romps around in the jungle with a tank-top clad Carl Weathers?

Yes, go to Port St.

I've arranged with the missus that she goes meets her friend on her own, and shall be heading to Port St myself in about 2 minutes.

Come find me and I might even buy you a beer

Pee in the back garden and sleep on the sofa and you're done.

Make sure you don't mix those two up.

B

Well, I'm sat in Port Street and have a tab, so if you want a free pint come over and see what the fuss us about

Go on then Pastey, I'll have a swift pint before I head off to feed the cats.

Need to finish work first - should be about 20 minutes to half an hour.

I'm in the window with the laptop.

My cat can wait

There. That sounds a lot better than watching Rocky. Or Predator.

So what you're saying is that when I get in, I should watch Terminator 2? Even though it doesn't involve Carl Weathers?

When I meet Pastey I get an overwhelming urge to watch The Commitments.

B

Why would that be then?

Pastey & Mr 603 sitting in a tree ...

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Or is it just me?

B

Couldn't possibly comment. The man does piss a fair bit though...

Okay, I'll give you that

And again. I'm lonely here, and he's still not told me about the time he met Robbie Stamp...

I'm intrigued about the fact that the filther will allow you to write piss but not 'p!ss off'.

B

My cats are going to be very hungry. As am I if the Eccles pizza house is shut.