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And if you're none of them ?


*turns sadly, and in a miserable way slope off to unsubscribe*

*sniff*

Why, what did you get?

Did I put the wrong answer on question four when I put "d) Peter Ridsdale look-a-likes" ?

Hmmm... I could have put that as an option Verc...

I'm slightly Manc, but then again being in the finest City in the world (Salford) It tends to do that to a guy.

Thought this thread was going to be about Wigan Casino at first

Dan.

*I was in Salford while I was at college, I live in God's own little backyard....Leigh.

Dan.

Salford born, Salford bred.

Born in Hope Hospital, lived for 5 years in Weaste (my mam was a barmaid at The Willows, how's /that/ for Salfordian ) then moved to Swinton. When I go to Sheffield it'll be the first time I've lived more than two miles away from my place of birth!

ok, what did I miss with the whole first post being moderated and stuff

Yeah, I'm confused... It's hard to continue on a comversation if you don't know what it's about...

It was a test to see 'how Manc' you are. Unfortunatley the powers that be took offence. They mustn't agree with my views on Cockneys and Scousers, or my liberal scattering of profanity.

Still, when HPB yikesed a post about AD being a d*ckhead, it slipped through the net. Seems that the Moda agree with me on some things!

I find it funny that so many people are proud of being cockneys when the term means unnatural freak

My brother went to Hoadley last year as this really long thing that involved being a cockney. And he had this sign that was something about a protest as if he was a vegetarian or greeny or something that said some weird slogan and then 'Gov'.

...I have no idea if that makes sense...

Cat. I have absoloutley no idea what you're chatting on about.

Reading over it again, neither do I...

Meh.

*sigh*

I wonder who Yikesed this...

Posting:
Prompted by a conversation with Reef, I've decided to do a little quiz so you heathens can see just how Manc you are.

1) All I need are:
a) Cigarettes and Alcohol
b) A few pints of lager, somewhere to drink them and decent music.
b) Expensive jeans, sunglasses, a fast car, a penthouse suite, money....

2) The Hacienda is:
a) No more. But it was the greatest club ever!
b) Soon to be a nice place to live in the city.
c) The name of my holiday home on the Costa.

3) During the gap in 'I am the Resurrection' I:
a) Shout STONE F**KING ROSES really loudly!
b) Smile and give the thumbs up to my mates.
c) Shrug in confusion and wonder why the track skips.

4) (x) are the scum of the Earth...
a) Scousers
b) Cockneys
c) F**kin' Narthern Mahnkeys.

5) 'Down South' starts at:
a) Didsbury
b) Birmingham
c) The Equator. Obviously.

6) It's 3am, the group you've been drinking with launches into a rendition of 'Wonderwall'. You're:
a) Gonna be the one that saves me!
b) Looking slightly embarassed but clapping along.
c) Searching for a Blur track on your new shiny iPod.

7) Monobrows are:
a) The peak of evolution.
b) Pretty scary.
c) Soooo 1994...


So how did you do?
Mostly a's) Proper Manc. Mad Fer It!
Mostly b's) Probably from Didsbury. You're almost Manc, but not quite. Go out and buy some Stone Roses CD's ASAP!
Mostly c's) A Southern Ponce. Unsubscribe from my Personal Space right now! Or maybe you're a Scouser, in which case might I suggest hanging yourself....

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Right, what's a Scouser?

Is there a convenient wall next to you?

Smack your head on it and stop asking stupid questions.

No, it's a window.

Come on, it might be a stupid question to you, but I seriously don't get it...

So far I've got 3 a's, 2 b's and 2 questions I really don't get...