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riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

i think the only reason penguins aren't dangerous is that none are native to australia. if there was an australian species of penguin it would probably be able to kill you with the evil eye or something.


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Post 22

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

But the little fairy penguins are so gorgeous!!

Not EVERYTHING that's native to Aus is dangerous... I'm failry sure platypusses (Hmmmm, I can't remember if that's platypusses or platypi... everyone seems to debate about that) can't kill people...

I mean yeah, we've got all those snakes and spiders and jellyfish etc... and the Kookaburras are really annoying...

But still...


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Post 23

purplefairy

Do redback spiders hide in the toilet, or is that a nasty lie I got told to scare me?


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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Hey, what's this I read about people wanting to hunt down and kill great whites in the oceans around Australia? Surely they're not allowed to as they're an endangered species?


smiley - cheers


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Shark ate a surfer. The way I see it, if you think that standing on a plank at the top of a wave is cool, ore /ever/ say 'gnarly' you deserve for Jaws' angry brother to make a snack of you.


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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

well the way I see it the sharks were there before the surfers


smiley - cheers


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Also a very good point.


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riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

from the tom-tom club's "measure up": "the shark could eat me, or i could eat the shark".

so let's bite back! shark on the barby with tarragon and a little lemon...great!


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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Yeah a surfer or something got eaten by a shark, and all these people were like "KILL IT!!" and the guy's brother was all like "No, don't." and then he had some reason and I don't know what's happening.

Also, it depends where you are as to where redbacks hide.


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riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

does that mean that the redbacks are following purplefairy around and hiding where she's least likely to look? gosh, some people have all the luck...


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Post 31

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So she's being stalked by spiders /and/ by a munchkin??


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Post 32

purplefairy

Munchkin?????


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Post 33

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Munchkin - A small, blonde, ill tempered round person. Prone to singing badly and being obsessed with certain things; yellow brick roads, Guinness, DVDs, etc.


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Post 34

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Oh, and everyone, ADD DannySim to your friends lists. Because he's a shy and lonely newbie.


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