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Chocolate Sal T. B*lls Started conversation Apr 23, 2003
Heyhey!
It was either this or cataloguing my videos. You get the dishonour of being my hootoo guinea pig, luv. Bizarre stuff this...brrrr. Shall break open another bottle if this works.
xx
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Chocolate Sal T. B*lls Posted Apr 23, 2003
Weh hey!
Now where's that corkscrew?
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~☼ Dark Phoenix ☼~ Posted Apr 24, 2003
Love the name dear Sal T
I'll join you in the 
, heck it's only 8am but I need something to get me through the day..
Blech.. rice krispies are calling, seeya later 
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Chocolate Sal T. B*lls Posted Apr 25, 2003
The name? Well...
can't take the credit, junior's inspired moment.
Retiring to sofa for 
and the study of 
bowling - preparing to trounce small children at the alley this pm. These hols are hard work tha' knows.
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~☼ Dark Phoenix ☼~ Posted Apr 25, 2003
Erk... have been playing XBOX yonder since I walked through the door tonight.
Bonce-malaise the like of which not generally known without the aid of a mallet.
Cover me I'm going back in 
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Chocolate Sal T. B*lls Posted Apr 26, 2003
?
?
hehe. So that's you under a heap of dust for the weekend then.
I'll be buying an POSH DRESS today. Me little black number's had it's day. That's one of the most horrendous pressure buys ever. Maybe I shouldn't have left it til the day of the bash???? Hmmmm. *rubs chin reflectively and dives into espresso for extra energy*
(Just so's you know my itinerary) 
Must find trademark smiley - grrrrr. hehe.
xx
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SKIT ~ "The Diggler Lives on" Posted Apr 26, 2003
Hello Salty Bulls.
About bluddy time! I was about to abandon ship.
New frock? New shooooooeeeeessss?
By 'eck lass, you do scrub up well.
Good to see you're back (and your front!) 
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Chocolate Sal T. B*lls Posted Apr 26, 2003
Hurrah! hurrah! He lives!
I bides me time...then I comes like a thief in the night, I can cope with just this for now!
Ah yes, I thought a lime n cerise cheesecloth shift, with black tights n white stilettos.
Oui? Divine.
Good to see you back.
Must dash, Harvey Nics awaits.
xx
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~☼ Dark Phoenix ☼~ Posted Apr 26, 2003
*Sputter* POSH DRESS?!?!?!? 
Not the kind of soiree for a flying monkey ensemble then? Fer shame... had yer down more as a disco diva 
## Daaance daaance daaance yourself... 
##
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Chocolate Sal T. B*lls Posted Apr 27, 2003
always! Would I let yer down? Fear not, chuck, we gave it all that!
Posh dress covert ops failure, (they don't call it Top Shop for nothing do they, now? I feel so olllld!) back to old faithful - think Renee Russo Thomas Crown Affair. Pfff.
Alas - few dodgy red wines later, (grapes pressed, one felt this a.m by the 
of several 
), the reality kicked in - Divine circa John Waters' Hairspray.
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Researcher 225880 Posted Apr 29, 2003
Is POSH - like SARS? Something catching? Watch your liver, dear.
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Chocolate Sal T. B*lls Posted Apr 29, 2003
Hmmmm. I can assure you, dear researcher, posh isn't catching round here. The liver lives to fight another day.
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