h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

all that dust for me? you shouldn't have!!

I'm sorry, I am being a totally rubbish hootooian. I am back (as you can see...) but I am well and truly overwhelmed. The house is like a central clearing house for mental teens, pre-teens, builders' bums and general mayhem I have no kitchen yet - that has been promised for mid October and on average I have 12 great smelly men belting about the place. In twixt and tween all that, I am trying to get GCSE and Year 6 SATs creatures to actually do some work, set up a brand new business (on top of the one we already have) and stay sane...

I am fine though

<<--- that's a 'verging on mania' smiley...

Oh *faints* it's Wilma!

Thank yooooooooooooooooou



Have some have some special have some...oh heck * to run Wilma a nice-smelling hot soapy bubble bath*

Welcome back - what a whirlwind you made - I think the dust is all gone now.

Builders' bums? ...oh right, that. Sneak up behind with a tube of caulk and put an end to that. So to speak.

Hey, can you talk to GB? In one of her entries (A39058806), she has included an intentionally piquing sentence with the word 'bra' in it, but won't elaborate. Speaking for myself, I would say that every single male of the species on the planet would like to know what she's talking about, but she's acting like she's deaf or something. It's really vexing.

*from the bathroom*

I can't hear you!

*sound of running water*

Speak up a bit! Must be going deaf or summat

*waves to Wilma*

Hello hunny

(need another?)