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Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 16, 2007
*poke*
Did it work? Did you get away with it? Did anybody notice you weren't *really* a responsible grown up?
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 16, 2007
*ouch*
Why do you have to use that pokey stick all the time?
*sticks a fluffy sponge ball on the sharp end of said pokey stick*
Who? Me? Responsible?
Pfffft, yeah 
Finally bribed the children to help me wash the car (big bro's in town and requires wheels 
) - I couldn't resist. I just coulodn't help it. Really. 'snot my fault.
I drenched them. Both.
I won.
*preen*
Whatchoo upto?
(can you tell the accounts all got submitted to day? 
)
Murky Buckets
Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 16, 2007
Accounts for your good mood then eh? Eh? See what I did there eh?
Oh God, somebody shoot me now and put me out of my misery and stop me from turning into Stu Francis
Been doing a whole heap of nothing today, I went on strike and spent it sat cradling several cups of hot beverage, staring into nothingness and contemplating my rubbishness. Tomorrow I 'tastrophise another day, tastrophing stops me contemplating inner rubbish so's I can focus better on outer rubbish in the form of flarked up tastrophes.
Don't wanna be me no more.
Just had an 'interesting' teen parenting moment, I'm so not ready for this...
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 17, 2007
*tschuk*tschuk*
*K*A*B*O*O*M*
OK now? 
I'll start cranking the frappemochalatteccino machine ready for the morning soa ll will be well and truly ready for you when you arrive and SPILL THE BEANS *teen moment swapsies*
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 18, 2007
Are you here?
Can I just not see you?
You forgot.
or you fell down the back of the sofa!!!
or you had an insomniola white nighter...
in which case:
W*A*K*E***U*P !!!!!
Murky Buckets
Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 18, 2007
http://order.hugeflowerdelivery.com/images/products/bouquets/White/1116large.jpg
http://www.johnmariani.com/archive/2005/050918/21%20Piece%202d.jpg
I'm so, so, so, so, sorry
It's completely inexcusable, and I'm totally rubbish
I'm not worth a damn at the minute and all over the place.
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 18, 2007
Tsk. You is better than winning the lottery 
worry yerself not..
I drank all the coffee, can you tell?
Murky Buckets
Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 28, 2007
Ah! That soon.
How you feeling about the trip? Any news from home that's helped waylay, increase any anxieties?
Me? Redefining rock bottom on a daily basis
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 28, 2007
i know, it's all come round rather quicker than anticipated... more - increased. Tenth week of all out madness in Nahr el Bared between Palestininian militants and the Lebanese army. Two elections coming up. One to replace 2 assassinated MPs and one to (finally) replace the President Not the best time to be vacationing in La-La Land, eh?
Rock bottom, eh? Any room up there for me?
Murky Buckets
Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 28, 2007
Ah crap. That crazy huh?
Just keep yourselves safe and hurry back 'home'
You to? Really? From what I've lurked, you appear disgustingly chipper. Think I'm going to have to admit defeat this time around, I don't even have the energy to be superficial anymore.
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 28, 2007
Nah. I'm fine. Nervous but - eh. Been there, y'know? We're meeting up with a non-Leb family (three kiddies) coming to stay downtown in a hotel for a vacation 
Now that's patriotism
What's up with you, honey?
Murky Buckets
Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 28, 2007
Wow! Yeah, we're thinking of Baghdad for Christmas
Who these mad people?
Bleurghness, unshakable bleurghness. Got me by the nasties
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 28, 2007
Funny you should mention Baghdad 
That bleurghness, it wouldn't be nuclear powered antibio resistant, would it? I only ask coz I have some here that you dropped off a while back and it has your name on it ...
Murky Buckets
Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 28, 2007
Fnur!
Forgot about that.
Not seen or heard from M since I last spoke to you, so looks like the Heath Witch has been working her magic
Is Trog going with you by the way, recall you saying something about him going later?
Murky Buckets
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 28, 2007
Nah, he's coming with. I wouldn't go without him this time. Means the bratlets get two weeks less than they could have there - and they're making me pay
Never told you I got texts from the WW, did I?
'I am rubbish but I luuuurve you' Dunno why she still bothers. *shrug*
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Jul 28, 2007
As is their jobThey looking forward to going?
Meh! Doesn't surprise me. It worked on M, never fails with B, s'pose she figures she's on a roll.
Actually, B left me an indecipherable message a couple of weeks back, emailed her a hello back *shrug*
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