h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I did'nt look at the view KB, i had my eyes shut! I'll never forget it though.

It was a real-life experience . When I went to 'Birdland' in the August bank holiday, there was an exotic wildlife rescue team asking if anybody would be brave enough to hold their newest rescue - a tarantula .

I am not too keen on spiders, but I like a challenge so I offered . It was such a delicate creature, walking up my shaky hand! .

I still don't know how I did it .

Nigel

Very carefully, I'm sure

Still having nightmares .

Nigel

Close your eyes and think of England, Venus and you Nigel

As i won't be going on that walk again (despite what MMF says ) I won't be needing to think of England, with binoculars i'll enjoy the sight of other people clinging to the railings, petrified to move.
The last straw on that walk, was seeing some people just wandering around and leaning over to look at the view.....why were'nt they scared!!

CRAFT moments As soon as they get scared they forget were they are supposed to be, get confused about where they're going and don't know what to do when they get there. Funny (peculiar) it's what my wife says about my penis.
Bet I get yiked now!!!!!