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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Sep 20, 2006
I know someone that managed to kill a cactus!!
I can grow most things, though Daphne seems to be beyond my talents, which is a shame as i really like them.
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KB Posted Sep 20, 2006
"I know someone that managed to kill a cactus!"
Make that two people...
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Skankyrich [?] Posted Sep 20, 2006
I did that, when I was seven. I was trying to get water to squirt out of it like they do in the cartoons.
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KB Posted Sep 20, 2006
I squashed mine under a kitchen cupboard by mistake.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Sep 20, 2006
You lot are just criminal, killing poor innocent cacti, you should be ashamed of yourselves 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Sep 20, 2006
Atleast I DID give my 50-year-old cactus a decent burial. 
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KB Posted Sep 20, 2006
No, we're just helping evolution. If we keep doing this, in a few years there will be cupboard-proof cacti that squirt water when you squeeze them!
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Sep 20, 2006
You should get the patent rights for that, KB 
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KB Posted Sep 21, 2006
Which should I patent - cactus killing, or bad jokes? I'm equally good at both!
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Sep 21, 2006
The cupboard-proof cacti that squirt water when you squeeze them
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KB Posted Sep 21, 2006
Oh definitely B'elana, when the first generation of seeds come through, I'll be registering them. I'll be richer than Bill Gates!
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Sep 21, 2006
Then will you too find a super-model bride who loves you for JUST you, and not the gazzilions of pounds/dollars/Euros?
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Sep 21, 2006
And preferably one that enjoys the benefits of an indestructable cactus? 
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KB Posted Sep 21, 2006
Of course!
Supermodels don't really do it for me to be honest though.
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KB Posted Sep 21, 2006
The Indestructible Cactus?
Was that film not banned?
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Sep 21, 2006
You know, such a cactus could prove very useful 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Sep 21, 2006
I can see some topic drift comming on.
So B'el, just what would you do with such a cactus?
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- 26: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Sep 20, 2006)
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