h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

awwwww hunni a pink feather duster

I think I'll turn him inside out then we can call him KAY

ROTF...now KAY is a great name....would REALLY suit him.....go with the makeover that he's gonna get WEG
and if he thinkss i'm going round his..to dust he can think again

oooooooo you know this hairdo could have its uses...>>>..hehehe

eh?


Oooo missus how d I am what a lovely day....what a lovely day missus... for cutting a split in the seat of your trousers standing on your head in the stock exchange and shouting out .....Hows this for a piggy bank? ..........

oh hell!!! Ken Dodd??.....aaaaagggggghhhhhh>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

hahahaha...even the smileys cant take it..they've SHRUNK...

hee hee it shows the smileys are enjoying the humour

jon
well LOUP is certainly enjoying it, he spends more time lurking here that anywhere else

Hi lurk/loup >waves<

ROFMAO >lurk/loup

and I know a couple of others as well ..... I wonder if blue came back for a look?

just preparing my revenge.... hehe... err i mean my surprise to "thank" you both for advertising the FoLDers Arms so well...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

methinks your smileys are hiding already.. hehe...

thanks jen and jon for advertising the folders arms.



kat

I give you KAY you to well in that case Jon now becomes noj and Jen becomes Nej

Hi nej noj LMao

Lurker loup

KAY

hi rebs and mel

kat

A silent figure clad all in black sneaks in through window

Starts to nail up trap door and covers it in super glueLaughing

IM A LUMBERJACK AND I CHOP UP CHAIRS

proceeds to demolish EYEBROW clipping chairWE

Hee hee puts Cennapods in Jens Jar

Now for Mr Bogbrush Picks up Bags of Hair and other things and like bags of Yak pooh and s to Jons Space and spreads foul smelling mixture all over his space

REBs

Ur welcome Loup we dont mind advertising for you as long as you send us some vic' errrr...customers

hi Kat

I think maybe KAY wasnt enough *wanders off to look for a suitable 'spell' for a Rebel Yak*

leave the mess jen I'll sort it out later

REBS
UR A DEAD YAK!!!!!!! WE...

jon
make it a REAL good spell
oh and thanx in advance for cleaning up after that dirty YAK!!!

Hee hee well it was only a little break in Been busy welding here an unbreakable Chair for you you can tilt yer victims right back now and spin them around

REBs

hi jon, jen and rebs

it sounds like a dentists chair - the unbreakable chair. dentists are so scary - they give you this awful tasting mouth wash after they have tortured you by probing in your mouth and worse the dreaded filling in teeth. what is worse is a dentist who is looks like richard whitely and is dressed like richard whitely, whilst filling in your teeth is telling you lots of very ancient jokes (some of them are so old that they are in the british museum and other's can be found in the hanging gardens of babylon or in the pyramaids in egypt.

kat

mmmmmmmmm oh well this wont take long *the salon is filled with light for a couple of seconds and then as the light fades, apart from the new 'eyebrow' chair everything is back to normal*

Thats better and clean and fresh