h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I remembered, brought the wife a nice bunch

Great! Hope you two have a happy day together...

I've made plans with my Girlfriend for tomorrow night... but If I don't get this hacking cough out of the way then I'm not sure what may happen...

Well, let's hope your plans will work Wish you good luck

Nope... The plans were botched as I didn't get better...

But that's ok, there's always another time... *sigh*

Truly to hear that. Well better luck next time then Time . I've got to pack my bag then. . Till tomorrow week!

Doc!

Well, it's over. Wonderful weather, all sunshine, bit windy at times, but on the whole, I thouroughly enjoyed it

Well I'm glad you did!

Surf here is still dead
my cold is gone... but so is my girlfriend

Now, surely that wasn't much of a GF to run out on you at the first cold. I know, you're but then there's lots of other
Tomorrow's another working day for me, so I suppose I'll have soon...

That's ok... She was a bit of a conformist anyway... and no one likes conformists

I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate case of w*rk... Lucky me i don't start work til the summer

Conformist, ah - no good, what? Anyway, lucky you concerning not having to work til summer what do you do then all day long?

Sch**l, Swim, and take classes in Lifeguard training for the aforementioned summer job...

That, and read, study, take some time off on here (procrastination of studying) and twiddle my thumbs...

Ahhhh... the 'good' life

I sort of envy you, sounds loke the life I'd like to lead. Hm, with the possible exception of the Sch**l part perhaps!

I passed the test! I am now a *certified* lifeguard!

Ah, wow, Congrats to the newborn life guard!



All the best, now summer can come...

Whooo... lucky me

Now all I have to do is fill out an application... and wait

but surely they take on a qualified life guard?

yea, and I've already got an offer from a pool i volunteered at a while ago... I don't have much doubt I'll get the job, but I can't work until the summertime, when the livin's easy

Ah, good. I knew it. Better than fightin that desert war, what?

Indeed. Thank God they've abandoned the draft...