h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi ray,

I asked my boss about that job position you wanted to apply for:

Assisstant Avionics Engineer

and he says OK just as long as you follow the house rules and that DOES include not swearing. I've also included my own set of rules to make sure you toe the line:

1 When Wargamer (my boss) or myself (Your boss) (referred to as party A )makes a judgement it is safer to follow them and not question us.

2 Do not touch anything that looks chemical , electrical or mechanical in nature UNLESS party A tells you to do so.

3 Party A has the right to revoke your rights , job and future job references.

4 You have the right to 1 minute holiday for every 125 hour shift you work.

5 You have no rights other than the above mentioned right.

6 All work must be your own (unless using copy-lefted material and then you should copy-left your work)

7 No skiving, bunking or otherwise leaving the work area unless you have completed form 193a from the Permitted Removal from Work Area Act of 1987, which must be completed in triplicate (The form for colony on alpha centauri must be signed, dated and be returned with an earth capsule , 25 metric tonnes of gunpowder and a lit candle). If the form does NOT reach its destination before YESTERDAY then you will not be excused from work.

well I think thats it so if you want to sign up use this link to get to the guestbook.
F106339?thread=228645

8 Change your name

9 Change your introduction to something more suitable please and that includes following the house rules.

Ok?

Sorry this is the link for the guestbook:

F106316?thread=228552