h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Well... It was a hanger, but now it's a dome of corrigated iron supporting a Star-Cruiser. A Small box made of cardboard with a slot on top and a sticker saying "Donations Welcome" is placed on a stool in the corner.*

Well, at least it looks useable (Looks at spaceship while fixing up sign "Looking for workers donate your money and your time")
Just think we have a USS Enterprise in the making here.

Hey Aries! how's it looking?

Well, the engines should work I'm about to test them but the rest will be a massive restoration job, replacement of parts which will probably have to be made due to how old it is, but we might find some pieces laying around some where. Do you know where we could get some solar panels or do you have some other way of powering it up?

Hmm... How's a 400 megaton Fusion Reactor sound? We'll have to move the ship before testing the engines though, or it'll drive itself into the floor.

It sounds good but how about a crane and those solar panels to power my coffee machine (points at kettle in corner)

(sitting on top of massive star cruiser quietly contemplating the things that need to be done other a cold cup of )
Hmmm so I'll need a co-worker if I'm gonna get this fixed in less than a month. A crane would come in handy to get that fusion reactor into place, three solar panels, life support systems, gravity generator, advanced AI program, though I could do that myself . It should be flight capable within 3 weeks but not fully operational. Hmmmm I wonder how the boss would take that information?

*A sreaming figure attached to a Jump Pack rockets overhead, and explodes. Wargamer wanders in to pick up the pieces.*
Hmm... next time less Anti-matter... Hey Aries, how's things?

(Presses button on console and rips printout out of printer)
(Paper reads)

STATUS REPORT
Critical systems --Offline
Engine --Testing--Pending report
Hyperdrive capable--negative
Life-support -- non-operational
Ship computer status -- Running at 75% efficency

(/paper)

Well does it look good? I think I should have it done in about 3 weeks, if I had some help.

Lalalalalala this goes in here and that goes in there, press this button and , no the engine won't start. Needs a new injector mechanism and containment bulkhead. Switch this on and.....

Ah yeh! BOSS! I found a person who wants a job here, shall I ask him to fill in the guestbook.

Yeah, go for it! The more the merrier!

Hang on I'll go get him (picking up M9 traquiliser gun)

(Pulls in body covered with tar and blue feathers) Well he should wake up in about an hour. Oh well (picks up loose cables and throws them into corner then goes back to work)

(Picks up live cable) 250000 Volts hmm where should that go, how about here, AARRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

(fizzle) HELP ME! (crackle) SOMEBODY! (pop)

*Power stops*

Owwwww!

*Runs in with a medical team*
Hey! You got the ship working! Cool!

Its not working that well, but what the hell its ready for its maiden voyage. Wheres that crane!