h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Probably not, too good for him. Italian fourth?

That's how rumours start.

I'll keep an eye out in the morns, see if it happens again. Might be a bizarre glitch or something.

Nah, while the two of them were at the bar. He recorded an album for me! He want's to be David Gray...he is quite good though.

I was thinking a petrol generator.

Good for her. She could have a bloody interesting life. Feet in the clouds.

Your average Aberdonian housewife.

Where'd this come from?

The Italian fourth's about on a level with the Eeenglish first.

That's how rumours start...

That's what I was thinking. I've asked around and of course no-one knows anything.

Ah! The way to a womens heart.

I've been giving hints about Uni

Average just about sums it up.

Isn't it annoying when you get to the bottom and don't realise there's more?

...or as the case may be the Scotteeeeeesh Premier

Oo-er
I thought that was how accident's happened.

There's been a lot of weird occurences on hootoo lately......

So I'm not the only one who likes a good, sturdy petrol generator.

Is there something she wants to do? Hey, did you ever do Uni?

Nowt wrong with keeping your head down, as long as it's not empty.

Tell me about it, your emails have been half blank.

...with the exception of three teams.

...Matron!
Was I a bit rough with the bogbrush?

I did notice.

A good sturdy anything, so I hear.

Yep, she wants to go see Westlife.

Nah! Stand up and let yourself be heard.

Yours have been non-existant.

So it's three teams not two?

It did chafe a bit

Yep, always had an eye for good furniture.

I'm sure you'd enjoy it as much as her. They're almost dad-rock.

Guaranteed to get you shut down. I'm supposed to start Uni in summer, but that would be extreme hypocrisy...

I've got a hangover. Anyway, there's about 10 you haven't replied to.

Partick Thistle.

I'll ask for a feather duster.

Night Dude.

Sorry about that, unexpected visitors.

Night hun

Stinking indeed! Mianus smells of Haagen Dazs.

It had the desired effect.

I wondered why you had chocolate sauce running down your leg.

I was going to come back anyway.

Eurgh. I'm very regular actually, famed for it.

Good for you.

That will be because of all the follow-throughs.

Couldn't very well leave you without a whipping, err, dudette.

My follow-throughs are solid, more like torpedoes.

...and I'm never one to turn an offer down.

I'll be sure to duck the next time one is in the area and there's no handy hurricanes.

So you fancy a whipping then dudette?

No use ducking, it's a cluster bomb.

I do flatter myself so...