h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hints?! Those things that keep changing you mean?

Erm...no. What you saw was it.

No, but I hope you do.

No, those are names.

Are you joking? This is how gossip starts...yay!!!

Aww! You have a good 'un too, I'll have a pint for ya.

I'll stumble in drunk later, if you're about...laters Oncey.

Must remember that.

No, just keeping the lurkers imformed.

Thanks a bunch...

I had some backlog anyway.

Laters dude

I worry about you, sleep more.

Surprised I haven't been interrogated yet.

I wish I'd stayed in. I can't stop throwing up.

Laters.

What do you mean?

Me too.

Have an . Yayy!
My head's a little sensitive to

So what's new?

You were online suspiciously early. Do you ever sleep?

It'll come.

I'm never touching a drink again. This goes on record as the worst hangover ever. Did ya go out last night then? Ooops.

Damn. Nothing's new. What's noo with yoo?

Was I? When did you see me online?

Most things do.

Never again? lol Well not until the next time, eh?

Nah! Had a couple(ahem) inhouse.

My little girl passed all her mock SAT's

Think it was before 9 this morning.

Not until I've got more flesh to take the alcohol.

And here was me drinking extra Stella for you. You off out tonight?

She's a junior smartarse!! Is she all proud and using it to wangle presents then?

I wasn't around then. Hmmmm...

Just have less alcohol.

Much appreciated, but I managed to take care of it myself.
Nah! Another date with the TV.

Yep, she's after some new books.

I've seen you online that early a few times recently. Maybe it was a bit later then...10ish

I can't, I drink like a fish. Although there was a reason I overdid it last night.

The TV's my bestest friend. So dependable...

She needs them to keep her brain sharp. I was a booky kid too. Buy 'em!

Curiouser and curiouser. I don't usually log on until the afternoon.

Some gossip? Spill it Patty.

Such a lovely relationship too.

I will do, she wants the third Pullman. I wonder if she's ready for Orwell yet?

That's why I wondered. Did you give anyone your details?

You probably read it in Boaby. I was out with Frankie and her boyfriend Dave, and Dave's brother-in-law decided to tell me that Dave's in love with me. Comfortable evening.

The TV likes me too. It talks to me...

Well, Animal Farm wouldn't be beyond her...but it made me cynical too early. Keep her away from Catch-22 for a couple of years.

Was was that one for?

I mis-spelt a Gers player. to Ibrox...

No. But I don't log out! Hmmmm...

Sounded like fun. Does Frankie know?

...and it's always there for you too.

She watched the live action film that was on Hallmark at Christmas, that led to some interesting questions. Nothing wrong with being cynical, it makes for lively "debates".

I never noticed.

That smiley looks rude.

In-house espionage!

She's had her suspicions. We all went to college together, he was kind of obsessed with me before they started going out, only for a few months. And only because the pervy alien lecturer fancied me.

(cue power cut)

She hanging to the left? That would have helped with the authority allergy! Yay!





It's not endearing to be militant at 12 years old. Scares the sheep...

Don't think he's ever played in the Second.

Time to change passwords, methinks. Paranoid? Me?

Did he say it in front of Frankie then?

You'll have to get a battery.

She likes to question things, which can only help.

Who wants to be a ?