h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello! I'm an offical h2g2 ACE, and we welcome and greet new people like yourself.

(I believe in the egg theory myself, too)

For a guided tour of h2g2: <./>Dontpanic</.>!

To brighten up your user-space: Writing-GuideML!

Are you getting bored? Sorry, have some or , the unoffical currency of h2g2(hootoo).

If you feel like contributing to this vast gathering of knowledge: <./>UserEdit</.>.

If you want an unoffical but still exellent guide to hootoo then: A719840.

Do you have any other questions? If so, don't hesitate to ask!

Lastly, to say hi to anyone, just click on their name at the top of any posting they make!

He's talkative isn't he Atari!!

Very!

What if we tell him that there's.............naked dancing somewhere, do you think he will talk to us?

*watches Atari around looking for naked people*

I don't think there are any, although we did do a bit of naked campaigning for the smiley.

I don't mean that!

Why were you ing away then?

I like ing!

Sorry that I have not talked recently, I am still trying to get the hang of hootoo. I have made a short entry into the guild, but I am still not shore what should be done with it. It is currently in the writing workshop, A954885. Could you please help me, I am in a bit of a creative rut.

Male Researcher 217777.

I certainly can't help!!! I'm a bit dim you see.

If you look at the left hand side of your screen you will see "Who's Online". Click on this and you will get a black screen with white writing. This is a list of who is presently logged on. If you look for somewone with "ACE" after their name, click on it and leave them a message, they will be able to help you.

I've not been on hootoo for that long and if you looked at my personal space, not too good at guideML either.

Good luck!!!

Your're good at Guide ML!

Me?

Nah. Mines rubbish when you compare it to pheloxi's or Ictoans. They have good spaces.

Mines just mind numbingly boring

You may have seen this message in other places in hootoo, but that is only because it is true

I have made a short entry into the guild, but I am still not shore what should be done with it. It is currently in the alturnative writing workshop, A954885. Could you please help me, I am in a bit of a creative rut.

<./>A227440#details</.> could help you get it put into the h2g2 joke directory! Then your joke/statement/brilliant idea/whatever could be viewed by hundreds!

thanks, i have done that now and am very grateful for all of the help that you have given me to navigate hootoo

You're very welcome.