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Cornelius
tanzen Posted Oct 10, 2004
Bob's been here nearly as long as I have (which means he's been here *at least* 5 years)...he's had a good innings 
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 10, 2004
planticide, oh the horror
you could do it on Halloween, make a ritual sacrifice of Bob 
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 10, 2004
I wonder if he'll thank me for his brief reprieve 
Cornelius
tanzen Posted Oct 10, 2004
I'll count it down for him...we'll see if he enjoys his last...20 days....
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 10, 2004
I think I might mount a campaign for Bob's reprieve
Cornelius
tanzen Posted Oct 10, 2004
If you want to look after him, I'd be more than hapy to send him to Wales 
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 10, 2004
ooh, I'd love to but I don't think you're allowed to send plants overseas, might carry plant diseases etc, what a pity
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 10, 2004
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, we can't let it happen 
of course if you're really determined 
are you going to bury or cremate Bob
Cornelius
tanzen Posted Oct 10, 2004
Well, if I could give him away I would, but I don't want to be responsible for anyone else's bad luck 
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 10, 2004
there must be somebody you really dislike 
send Bob as a gift to an old teacher or an ex
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 11, 2004
I think you should cremate Bob, otherwise he might come back to life like in all those horror films
Cornelius
tanzen Posted Oct 11, 2004
Well, I don't think a wooden stake would help
Maybe I need to put Cornelius and Bob in one room, and wait until the ultimate battle between good and evil is fought out...before my very eyes....in plant form...
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 11, 2004
any chance of setting up a webcam for that
sounds exciting
Cornelius
tanzen Posted Oct 11, 2004
Well I don't have that kind of technology...but I daresay the repercussions of such a battle would echo through the universe...
...just think of it...if Corny won...evil plants all over the planet could die 
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 11, 2004
you might save the world from triffids
Cornelius
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 11, 2004
I'm sure Corny would win, we would all be rooting 
for him
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