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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 7, 2004
No James Bond film that had Roger Moore in it qualifies as a *real* James Bond! 
He was a nasty, old, oily man when he played those parts! 
Grace Jones was a perfect foil for him, though. Since she looked like a young boy. 
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tanzen Posted Sep 7, 2004
Well stand on a couple of phone books and tell her to her face, zoomer
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 7, 2004
I'd laugh too hard to be able to explain!
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tanzen Posted Sep 7, 2004
How about I take you to her, explain to her that you think she looks like a boy, and you can deal with it from there (while I hastily hobble away 
)
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 7, 2004
I'd be rolling around on the floor laughing my derierre off while she'd glower over me like a big, oiled ebony tree with the top branches formed into a reasonable facsimile of a bottle top but she wouldn't be mean and hit me since she seems a fairly nice person even if she does look like a BOY! 
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tanzen Posted Sep 7, 2004
I don't know how nice she'd be when I told her you thought she looked like a boy, after which you went on to roll on the floor laughing...
...I'm sure even a Saint would whack you one after that 
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 7, 2004
Saints only whack the bad guys, and anyway he looked more like a secret agent in those days before he got all greasy, old, and smarmy. Anyway, if she doesn't want to look like a boy she should stop trying to look like one. Eat a pie! Grow yer hair!
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tanzen Posted Sep 7, 2004
Well how about you say it, watch her giant amazonian heart break, and I'll whack you...
...ot be honest I've been looking for a reason to hit you since we first met
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Sep 8, 2004
She hit Russell Harty when she was on his chat show so I wouldn't assume you'd be safe with her Zoomer
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tanzen Posted Sep 8, 2004
Now I desperately wnat to get Grace and Zoomer in the same room !
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Sep 8, 2004
RH ignored her (or so Grace said)
I'm sure Zoomer won't make the same mistake
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tanzen Posted Sep 8, 2004
I think Zoomer put it best when he said "I'd be rolling around on the floor laughing my derierre off"
I wonder if that would get the same reaction
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Sep 8, 2004
as she demonstrated in the Bond film she was in (where she was called Thumper) she can kick as well as punch 
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Sep 8, 2004
I suspect Zoomer would enjoy it
that was the impression Roger Moore gave
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Sep 8, 2004
so really you'd be doing him a favour
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tanzen Posted Sep 8, 2004
Well I'd like to think everyone was a winner...
Grace joins would get to whack Zoomer
Zoomer would get to be whacked by Grace Jones
and I would be able to watch Zoomer get wahcked by Grace Jones 
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