h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya babe, i was wondering if youyou could help me...As im on digibox..Could you surf the net and Find a extract from one of Terry Pratchett's books please babe?
Im writing an essay for college and i need a extract fromrom one of his books.
Thanks babe
Scott x

Howdy Scott

Just tell me what you need and I'll see if I can do it when I get a chance here (i'm at work at the moment )

Kris

(PS - No offece, but please don't call me babe )

Thanks hun, erm preferably a extract from the book NightWatch, but any will do, as long as its by Terry Pratchett.
P.S back.. No probs hun, im im just so used to callinging women babe lol

How much of an extract do you need??

PS - That's ok, I tend to call all my mates princess (even the boys), but I've learnt (especially in here ) that some people don't take to it so well...

well i need to write 15,000 words so a long extract would be great, (im only on 384 words lol)

P.S back... To be honest it it doesnt bother me what ppl call me, even if its bad, ive learned that some ppl like being called certain things.. how bout i call you ""luv""??

Do you want me to email them, or just stick them in here ?

PS - I know what you mean, but I justv don't like people I don't really know using "familiar terms" that's all

email them me if you dont mind hun, as you would be breaking the house rules if you put them in here,,,
My addy is...
[email protected]

Thanks

Will do what I can !

Ok Hun, Thank you.
Tell me when you have sent it to my email.
Thanks again
Scott

I have sent what appears to be chapter one...it seems ot be the only part published on the 'net...so it should be in your email now !