h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/3158202.stm

"You'll get your beer-drinking yobbos...."

(These of course being my niche market )

They play the rigby games at my pub...the way I figure it, someone's gotta be going for the winning team, right ...?

"rigby" games?

Did you get the TV sitcoM "Rising Damp" over there, or would my feeble jokes about it be wasted (It had acharacter called Rigby you se...)

Ok, I can't type (I have evil man hands !)

I have heard of the show...but biggered if I've ever actually seen it !

I can't see why anyone would choose rugby over sex personally. I mean all that grappling, faling over, jumping up and down and endless tries- it's all better than rugby

All I know about Rugby I've learnt at the pub ...which basically means I know what colour tops the Irish, the Aussies and the Kiwis will be wearing

I saw the Irish team on the news the other day, and all I could think was "Boys....built like rugby players...with Irish accents...."

So I don't know much about sport

(I'll be back in a littl while, it's lunch time )

I'll probably be back in along while- it's 3.13 in the morning, and I really should get some sleep before my lecture at 10.

Well, goodnight sweetheart goodnight...