Reasearcher Ford Contour
This Jobless Rustabout can be found in the Great Planes State of Illinois. That is if you can crawl your way through the corn fields. He waste the largest portion of his time trying to avoid anything that is actually work and mysteriously showing up at his friends houses right as food is being served.
If you wish to befriend this man the best course of action is to learn the ridiculous art of Swing dancing...or cook some food(he likes Chicken). As to why you would want to become aquainted to this Frood we can not say, All his abilities seem to prove nothing more than his utter uselessness. He can be found running from town to town, Usually Rockford or Chicogo as well as a few places north of the Border, of Illinois that is.
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Illinois
Dancing(Ballroom and Swing)
Juggling
What kind of food he likes(any)
Feel Free to Ask and he will do his best to Deliver.
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Swing's the thing | Jan 23, 2003 | May 1, 2005 |
| Other Ohhs..and ahhs... | Jun 10, 2003 | No Replies |
| People who don't go | Apr 30, 2003 | No Replies |
| New | Jan 24, 2003 | No Replies |
Ford Contour
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