h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Raspy aka Martin and welcome to h2g2,

I am Mort, <./>ACE</.> (assistant community editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site.

So why has it taken you so long to get your space sorted then?! Nevermind i see you are making up for it now and found a friend - Lance.
I should warn you that some pages have what is called a tag. This means that when you visit a page it may mention your name specifically - its a guideML trick (the HTML used on h2g2) so don't panic!

Feisor has compiled a list of links at A719840 to make it easier to familiarise yourself with some of the most helpful entries, but here are a few to be going on with….
Take the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.> - its a good place to start!

If you want to find out something, (such as ‘how to fold a napkin’ or something more serious ) then the best place to ask is <./>ASKh2g2</.>, someone will always have an opinion there, and it is quite a lively place.

Visit <./>ThePost</.> our weekly newspaper and <./>frontpage</.> to see what’s happening in h2g2. And the page that everyone always wants to find is <./>smileys</.> click on the link to get the full list or A690518 for help spicing up your page!

If you want to visit my page for a chat or you need any help then click here U204689 , leave me a message and i will get back you as soon as i can.

Happy Hiking!

Mort

Why thankyou Mort.