h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I read what you posted in the Temple of the Shadows and must say that I am unimpressed with your attempts to arouse my ire and lure me into a duel, where you would doubtless god-mode and try to make me look utterly inferior. Your condescending ways have become to me quite annoying and if I do challenge you to combat, it will not be single combat, but a group of people who all wish to see you a bit more humble thrashing you. Do not persist with your insults, friends take them badly and I personally feel the venom very keenly. You wound not only me, but our friendship.

Jesus Christ man. How the hell is it possible for me to make you look utterly inferior when you also no doubt would exibit a demonstration of god mode? I understand that I am not humble person, but your humility is sorely lacking also, Herr Phillis. As as for being condescending, look at the way you write man? And you call me black? Okay kettle. As for those who'd like to see me be a bit more humble, take a number. As for feeling the venom keenly, if you'd ever taken a beating within a inch of your life you wouldn't worry about your 'feelings so much' and realize that this place is not that important. Do you control your emotions or do your emotions control you? YOu need to make a choice about that man. In spite of my wild rages I made a choice to not let them run free. YOu need to stop being so damn sensitive. Besides, what happens on H2G2 should in no effect, effect who we are and what we do outside of it. Here we are not ourselves, but are just shadows of ourselves. Here no one can truly be held accountable, so there are no real rules (aside from continuity) and no one is to blame. Take the gift of H2G2 for what it is and don't whine so much. And as for me taunting you, what the hell else am I suppossed to do? I didn't say there needto be viewers of our duel. I just wanted it to be you and me, but no, you had to assume that I'm making an attempt at public humiliation, when I just thought it would be a fun challenge to battle wits and creative solutions with you. But no, then you had to make the statement about giving me a thrashing in public. Well, Ryan, here it is: YOU'LL NEVER GIVE ME A THRASHING IN PUBLIC. There, I said it. And yes I'm full of pride. But Phillis, the idea of duels isn't winning, its two people slugging it out until they both fall down. If you're really dueling to win I think you're missing the point. I wanted a private duel. Just you and me going at it and having fun. Why you want to make this personal or have anything to do with the real world I have no freaking idea. And as for you being unimpressed at the taunt, I disagree, because if you were so unimpressed you wouldn't have even acknowledged it in the first place.