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What is Mrs Johnson doing with Choirboy<?>!!!



Don't worry...You can come round for a round my house in Camden with my prince, and ...

thanx. i apreciate it. can it be juice tho coz i dont like t?

good luk
c ya


play wiv the daisies

Fine....

You can come round for

How evil is this<?> I just checked my e-mail and it said 'You have one new email'.

So.

I panic, think 'Please God! If you really love me please!'

And it's junkmail from Yes.

Little

Oh well.

C ya

Ooh!

Is this any use to you<?> Since I'm in a helpfull mood

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Hope you enjoy the moody John pic... good old There are some sweet ones of on that link

cheerz

p.s jokin

Hey.... I'm the evil person that's going to get you Gary's autograph if I can

Ohh....and Taboo is closing in April. That would explain George being a moody git on Friday

i can think e-vil again




what is the actual closing date of taboo? its been moved so many times...

Oh, come on! That's what *I* said! You can do better than that, surely<?>



*hides*

(just kidding by the way)

Looks like it's the 26th April.... http://www.btinternet.com/~s.essom/taboonews.htm

oooooh. handbags!!!!

thats nasty. you are right to hide. you wait. i am really cross now ...

*gets out her pet*



be afraid... be very afraid

p.s-

*strokes the *

I have a spider that lives in my bedroom that I call 'Flat Stan'



ps-

YOURE AN ACE!!!!!!!

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well done! i knew you could do it.
all we need now is some.

p.s- why is the spider called FLAT stan?
p.p.s- i wont be that evil coz its cruel.
p.p.p.s- see you soon!

Thanks dear!

ps- He's called 'flat' stan because he...um....makes himself flat...

pps- I'm sure I could say creuler

ppps- Yes

i used to have a flat hamster once......

he got thru the bars of his cage


i wasnt happy. he lived behing our cooker for weeks....

Aw bless him

As long as he wan't living *in* the cooker....

I like my little friend....

ps- I know I am a sad cow

pps-

anyway...

enough of aminal cruelty.....

Du bist Kunst.... is that better?

please stop mourning

Okay okay

Much better

I'll stop mourning when I can think of something clever to put on my nickname

im not too good with witty but im sure youll find something!!!

today was boring... i was kinda bummed... we just had this conversation...and i am a sad obsessed freak. i will get over it... eventually....

watchin the bill. luvv it!!

see ya

I will. It change all the time, though.

Hey, don't be bummed

The Bill<?> Fair enough

the bill is rockin dude!!
dissin the Bill is a criminal offence

i will be bummed. it sux. i have decided to never speak to anyone ever again. then i cant upset no one.

I don't do soaps, I'm afraid.
Now, if there was at least ONE good-looking guy, I might, but untill then. Nah.

Aha!
You're talking to be
Pah!
Who cares what anyone else thinks<?> If they're going to be anal, pathetic little s then, quite frankly, you can them all to