h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I only have about 15 mins per day on da web as my computor is still broken + i have 2 use da skool liburay which im not met 2 so i a risking life and limb to talk 2 u so the least u could do is talk to me!

Sorry but I haven't been able to get on. Fortunately our school librarian is a Buffy fan so if I can get into the the library I can talk

Im not sure wat rs is! Alien/witch(bad!)/demon?

Im not sure wat rs is! Alien/witch(bad!)/demon?

Well you can find out if she's a witch or not easily, simply throw some chromium (borrow it from the school lab) on her, take one of her hairs and then put it in boiling water, saying 'Reveal' and if it turns blue she's a witch. You might wanna get a good lawyer though, the school might take borrowing as something else very naughty and the librarian won't be too chuffed about getting toxic chromium thrown on her. (BTW any BBC moderators reading this, it's obviously a joke so please don't moderate it) If it's a demon then talk Buffy around it and that should scare it, if she's an Alien just don't get too close

That only works if she has cast a spell within the last 2days! watch witch s1!

Well is she's a proper witch she will have

I think she has, my friend has started working in the libuary 4 D.O.E. and turns powercrazy in their and wen hes around the libraien he basically drools. amybe its a power-crazy-loving-libraien type spell?

That's just gross, acting all strange around her. Is there any chance he could fancy her? I know what it's like to be a teenage lad, the strangest things can get you happy

theres every chance he fancys he yukk

There isn't enough 'Eww' in the universe for that. Teenage boys are scary creatures. I've just been gossiping with my school librarian, talking about Two to Go

u soo lucky. m best friend had a dream that i shagged my history teacher in my bed and now i find it difficult 2 a) get in2 my bed and b) sleep as i think any minute he is gonna walk thru my door naked v scary thoughts

Excuse me while I'm sick That's horrible. If your friends saying they saw the history teacher s*****g you, it probably means they want to s**g the history teacher. Excuse me while I'm sick again

hello it wanst ure best friend + u dont no my history teacher p.s i wod do the ill face here but dont no how!

Sick face is (ill) but instead of ( and ) use < and > Is your history teacher old then? A load of lads in my school fancy one of our maths teachers but she is pretty, young and Irish. Also I know where she lives

about 35 i think. hes going gray a little and he has been seen kissing the spainish teacher who now is going off to the woods with the art teacher. funny thats hes irish as well carnt understand a bloody word he says!!

The crazy, sordid love lives of teachers. I just found out that you live in Coventry. Isn't that a bit boring?

how u no dat i live in cov?
no it isnt boring. ok the football teams bad but..............

You put it in the !READ THIS! conversation. Don't worry I'm not some freak psycho stalker or anything. You're right, you have got a crap team but all teams are crap compared to the mighty Everton.

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