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greetings from california
Posted May 27, 2003
having trouble accessing my e mail, so hope this reaches you instead.
sunny day today, so now my nose resembles a belisha beacon. been suffering a bit from jet lag, but being the trooper I am have forced myself to shop and sightsee. off to Alcatraz tomorrow.spending is getting silly, but will worry about that back in blighty. having a good time, just WISH YOU WERE HERE.
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greetings from california
Posted May 27, 2003
having trouble accessing my e mail, so hope this reaches you instead.
sunny day today, so now my nose resembles a belisha beacon. been suffering a bit from jet lag, but being the trooper I am have forced myself to shop and sightsee. off to Alcatraz tomorrow.spending is getting silly, but will worry about that back in blighty. having a good time, just WISH YOU WERE HERE.
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Latest reply: May 27, 2003
Hi there cute thing
Posted May 2, 2003
Hope you're in a good vodka place
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Latest reply: May 2, 2003
ok, cancel the funeral....
Posted Feb 10, 2003
...because the resorative power of ale works wonders. Dammit, may even have to go to work tomorrow ( "well, if you must go to work tomorrow, well if I were you I wouldn't bother, for there are brighter sides to life, and i should know, because I've seen them, but not very often").
I disagree. There are many brighter sides, including( and i sense a Top Ten here..)
1.Dancing to the Smiths (last done..New year's day, me and caz to derision of rest of party)
2.The view from the banks of Derwentwater.
3. The feeling when you break up at the end of the summer term knowing you've got six weeks off to piss away.
4.Lancashire Cheese with Red Onion.
5. The thrill I sadly still get from playing with the electric windows in my typically teacher car,
6.New York, New York (a wonderful town , the Bronx is up and the Battery's down)
7. The cute smile on a cat's face.
8.Snorkelling on the Great barrier reef ( even those of us who can't swim.
9.Salsa ( dance, not relish).
10. Cheap ale from Aldi and Lidl.
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Latest reply: Feb 10, 2003
not that I'm hypocondriac...
Posted Feb 10, 2003
..but I'm convinced that the cause of my vomiting and headache this morning is not the bug that is currently cutting a swathe though our school ( as would be logical) but is rather tetanus, or at the very least cat scratch fever: I have at least a quarter of the symptoms for each one, according to some rather handy websites I found.
Splendid shopping trip on Sunday: shopping whilst still drunk from the night before is definately good for the economy.
Anyway, if it IS tetanus, and I die tragically young(ish), i want the following to happen at my funeral:
Songs: Sleep (the Smiths)
Smile (the Supernaturals)
I've Got a Match (They Might be Giants)
Burn baby Burn(Ash)as the coffin trundles down the conveyor belt.
Poem
to be read by Bernie, he's such a wannabelovey)The Road not taken(Frost)
Flowers: truck loads, please, this is MY moment
Dress Code:Floaty Chintz
Enigmatic single red rose and message: courtesy of Underwear Steve
Wake: Cocktails, Rioja, real ale and pizza(and Battenburg cake)
Cats: indifferent
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