h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oops, you don't have me on your list! Well, when you correct that egregious oversight, please remove me so I can say that unlike Seamus I got it done without begging.

If I were your wife, I would tell you the kids look like you too. I'm not sure why I would tell you that but it seems like a good idea anyways.

Nope, you'll have to beg like the rest of them. Especially after reading your fawning message to SMurfy. Don't believe a word he says; he's like a short fat hairy version of Shrek, he does actually share your taste in men too. So at least you'll have something to talk about when he runs out of text to copy and paste; erudite? Pah! More like 'erodite'; he's very wearing you know...

If you were my wife? Jeysus...one is enough trouble without getting into the realms of bigamy. Forget it!

Hey, I can use all the help I can get especially from a wearing Irishman, even if he turns out to be Scots. After all, revolutions are stolen, not earned, so it helps to keep a few thieves around doesn't it?

And what about you? You certainly turned out to be something other than that staid, weighing all the sides objectively sort of bloke you portray in the threads.

I think you should consider bigamy. It might give your wife a break and some badly needed domestic help. I mean everybody ought to be able to have a wife or two to help out with the chores, even wives or maybe even especially wives.