The Colonial Outpost
After weeks of cutting through swaths of vegitative jugle matter with your now dull machete, you come to a clearing. Standing in the middle is a large building constructed of different plants and built to look like it simply "grew out of the earth".
You step inside and notice several knicknacks and momentos of countless safari's into the jungle. To your right is a rather large tiki bar where a short black man in a bartender's uniform cleans martini glasses idlely. To your left is what looks like an armory, filled with guns and bows for hunting countless different types of beast. In front of you is a large doorway, arched by elephant tusks.
As you walk foreward into a large room filled with the stuffed heads of countless african animals, a tall man dressed in a khaki safari uniform and a drink in one hand steps up to greet you.
"Welcome to the colonial outpost. This area of the jungle has been claimed by me, Jerrod.
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