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hee hee. it's me

not sure what time and what i'd drunk but it is me,ok>

well I do remember you downing some blue concotion

blue lagoon, and lots of it

were you?

And sex on the beach or something like that, whatever it was it was orange

Afternoon smelly


It was indeed sex on the beach.. n we got through about 6 pitchers of it..2 of them with double everything

that's a lot of booze

+the blue lagoon, n the whiskeys, n the beers, n the slammers..was a lot of booze sat on that table!

bloody nora it's a wonder you's lot did'nt get alcoholic poisoning

Nah... we're 'ard

and also well preserved after drinking all that lot.

A few more wouldntve gone amiss actually

yeah i bet

missy in the eye and s

Blimey... where did all this drinking happen... and why wasn't I invited

I think you was ..

We were at the back in a corner..

Ahhhh, I think I spent most of the evening... at least the bits I remember, firmly attached to the bar... close to the supply of booze of which I must have had a lot, judging by how much money I spent

I ended up not buying one drink

well, if each drink was £2, and I correctly calculated how much I spent on teh train/taxis, then I must have bought at least 45 drinks I do hope they weren't all for me