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I've only got 13 days to finish my UCAS application and I haven't even started it yet!!!!

*starts to seriously panic*



I don't know what I'm doing!!

what you appplying for? surely it cant take that long to fill in a form?

It's not just filling in a form. It's writing a 500 word personal statement designed to make me sound like God. I'm not very good at self flattery so I'm stuck there. There's the attainment of evidence that I've researched my chosen course and the explanation as to why I have chosen these particular Universities to study at. There's a load more stuff I don't even want to begin to understand and mu study skills/tutorial teacher is going to kill me because this was supposed to have been finished a million years ago

I'm applying for Primary Education 5 to 11 year olds Full Qualiied Teacher Status. A 3-4 year course.

And then there's the seemingly impossible task of trying to find a way of paying the £3000 learning fee they charge these days, PER YEAR!!

blimey

i dont believe youe not good at self flattery though

break every section down into managable sections

then do these managable sections

I am sure there is someone out there (perhaps even more than one person) that can help you out

as for the money side of things if it possible than take up a job as a teaching assistant or something related to what you want to do that will help fund you and give you experience of your desired field of work

Finally, I know I'm a right one for saying this but

You'r right Opti, I have to search out these fabled manageble sections and conquer them one by one. I shall aquire the assistance of one of my fellow students on our return to studies tomorrow and they can show me how they did it

As for you Serephina...

you heard anything from kitty recently?

Actually no, not a peep. I headed over to her space the other week to see what she's up to, but it appears the only person she talks to on here is Ralph

Strange! I dont hear from her either now..oh well!

The thing I have noticed with myself is that I may be able to solve others problems but I get in a right old state with my own stresses.

Take this week I have to travel by train and I am already panicking about getting the right one at the right time etc, etc. The last time I did take one I ended up at the wrong station and Unc had to travel that bit further to collect me.

We could go post a hello

In lynch mob style?

Well, no. I was thinking more basket of fruit and a warm greeting. But lynch mob does have more of a ring to it

A stinkbomb might lure her out quicker than fruit..

Ah yes, and it might sting her super sensitive werekitten nose

What should we put in it*rubs hands with glee*

ive just done an industrial strength one.. can addd another with some catnip though?