h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gotcha!! And you'll never get away!!! Mwuahahahahahaha!!!

So you've finally found us! So what took you so long?

I'm an ACE.......it stands for something, Ah yes, that's it Assistant Community Editor!

I'm here to help you round the magical maze of h2g2 (fondly known by researchers as hootoo), and to help start you off, I've created a little list of links, just for you, so click here A1159210 and have a look at them when you have time.

If you click on each link, they will take you to parts of hootoo so sane person should ever go.....

......but seems as no-one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

Have a look around, and don't be afraid to jump in on conversations, hootooers don't bite (well, some of them do, but I'll steer you well clear of those )

Remember, if you get lost, just keep turning left and you'll eventually get back to the beginning. Failing that, just click on MY SPACE on the left hand side of your screen and you'll get back to your personal space.

Remember, I'm here to help.








Sorry Waz - couldn't resist

you will be vv....you will be....

Oh Wade....where have you been?

I could have done with you last night....someone accused mum of being a stalker on hootoo and I'm afraid I jumped in at the deep end before and now this guy has opened a new account claiming that he was being stalked

Oh, I so could have used someone to talk to!

you wally......you could have give us a ring you donut...

so how are you dear....come on spill the beans..

spilling beans eh? Don't think that would be a good idea.

Perhaps spilling guts could be better attributed

Ah well - waiting for an outpatients appointment with Gynae for next week.. have no idea what will happen then....