h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh really..................

no hun i've recieved nothing yet...

i hope its nothing toooooooo rude.. cos the work checks incoming mail *& blocks some .....innuendo is cool...

how long ago did you send it..

bout 20mins, more than likely it's telepest again dont worry im having loads of probs with my e-mails and no it wasn't rude
Dispare

never mind hun i'm sure it'll surface sometime...

oh don't you think its about time you got out of your jim jams dear..

it is past noon afterall...

Ahem i already have Showered washed swede and dressed my dearyou have to be quicker than that my
and it'll probably surface in a year or several thousand
@smellyvest

now where was i oh yea gives Wade a major wedgie and

ooohhh that smarts......

right you ....(grabs top of thong) got ya (gives liz a wedgie)

.. would you like some soothing icecubes dear...

owwww you nearly split me in two thenthought you said you were a gentleman don't know wether to or

you wait Wade im going to get you for thatblows rasberry's off in search of her leg waxing kit for Wades fluffy bits

hun did'nt mean to pull so hard ...do you need an icecube or cold pack applying i am here to help.....(slaps wrist....)

ooowww ....anyway how do ya know i have any fluffy bits to wax......

Corrr ive got a friction burn in me cr (dont go there Liz)
i could suggest a remedy "leave it"

oh i bet you have "somewhere"Wadewont take me long to find them trust me

<blows aand's

yeah baby..

would you like me to apply a salve my dear...

sneaks back inapply's wax srip to Wades bum(after yanking down his celvins)and rips it off Very quick before Wade can blink an eye, haha gotcha's ing her head off

would've been an excellent idear my dear if i hadn't just waxed your left butt cheek

Blows to Wade from a safe distance's

i ...ooohh ouch....i hope you realise waxing works both ways my dear.., but just in case there are minors watching i won't say....

(grabs liz & places an icecube where the sun don't shine)......got ya..

Ahem i have myself defluffed aka waxed every six weeks dosn't bother me one jot

for the ice-cube hunni it't slipped and has cooled down me piles(joke before you say argh)

Psssttt gotta go at 2.30 today hubby home early todayhunni

right back to my task "in hand"("leave it")

and ooo look what i found

you know what that means dear.. you've made a mess & you'll have to lick it up...

no worries dear...

i'm on nights next week so if you want to email me you can i'll reply over night for you hun......

mmmmmm defluffed regularly....smooth as a babys bot....(slaps wrist harder)...

I know why you havn't got your e-mail hunni it's just been sent back to me saying unreconised addressdid you give me the right one or is it my server againbet its my server

[email protected]

thats my addy hun...

Der> it's me missed the second wdarlingBig

gives likkle Wade the biggest Sqeezest

im gonna try again later and i'll promise to keep it clean trust


me

awwwww im gonna miss you, ive not ed so much like i have this week in months, ive realy enjoyed having a with you

good i'm glad..

it hopefully won't stop you leaving messages though..promise i will reply......

oh//& you can email me as well if you like i'll definately reply..

might stay up bit later to catch youyou never know

and i promise i'll mail you too

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