h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Guess who! Here's a hint "Narthalion". How are you and when can I meet you for a duel? (Nothing mortally harmful, just good ol fashion fun)

we can start dueling any time you want to. You can decide where and with what manner of weapons we use.

I have just been informed by my minions of your idea of a friendly engagment, I hereby accept your challenge & a venue will be arranged!!!

Whence did I challange you? This challange was laid down by Lews to me (His Divine Shadow) and not to Grand Admiral Zapados.

So are you a Grand Admiral of the Terranic army then, alrigeet then!!!

I am a Grand Admiral of the Imperial Fleet. not of the weak Current Galactic Empire, but rather of the Galactic Empire, an Empire that spans a Galaxy. I have SSDs, ISDs, VSDs, and all manner of other ships beyond count at my disposal, which is how I can so thoroughly trash the Vogons as I am doing just now. But this thread is not meant for you I am sorry to say, It is meant for Lews and myself. If ever he comes back to H2G2 he and I will be dueling.

I'm back and I will meet with thee in the depths of the ruins of Thangorodrim. Only Tolkienian weaponry and armory will be allowed in this duel though whatever powers you may lay claim to are also allowed (Sith, Technomancy, etc.) I will wait for you in the dark and I shall be there when you arrive.

Is there a Thangoradrim Thread? If not I will be starting one in your personal space. I'm off to do just that. See you there.

Well if the former Galactic Empire did a good job in the first place, then we would'nt be needed. What with falling, recessions and the whole mega-crystal thing, it was a wonder you lasted as long as you did!!!

Well, we did have the most massive economic engine ever! The United Federation of Planets, the Romulan Star Empire and the Borg together could not have matched our power, skill, and technology! When the Empire fell, I put planatary repulsors on my throne system's worlds and left, with all the massive industrial, aggricultural, and R & D that went along with it. Having packed up and left I conquered another galaxy and we now have all the resources, ships and people that we could ever need. So, My Galactic Empire is the King of all Empires!

As well as a very fine Hangout to relax, shoot the breeze, or have mock battles!

I know the FGE left some stuff on their worlds thats why we came to power very quickly 2 years ago, and since we are backing Iraq & North Korea against the USA, our power on Terra Prime will be increased!!!

Watch your @ss Zapdos, you Poke-freak! The USA may have its flaws and its leaders may not be the smartest (I would do a much better job), I will tolerate no anti-American-pro-Evil-Dictator sentiment. If you so much as suggest support of Saddam (Saddam backwards is awfully close to madass) or Kim Jang Il (the Il stands for I like to rape small children) you will find it very hard to sit down with the talon of a bald eagle firmly planted in your anus!

Well met!

GAZ, you watch your azz!

What a nice man this dragon bloke is, despite his affliation of killing people for oil, even though America has gallons of the stuff, it hardly sees mentioning!

Ah yes, well, you seem to be forgetting one thing. He does have chemical weapons. We know he did when the inspectors got thrown out, we've seen him use the stuff on the Kurds. So, that should wrap up any logical debate about whether he has bad weapons.

The problem is, where did the sh*t go? Because he probly will use it. He's as bad as Hitler. And amasses evidence has sugested that he is crimminally insane. He is a very unstable factor in the Middle East, a place already filled with, to lesser degrees, unstable factors.

He needs to be gone, and he needs to be tried for his crimes. No one should escape justice, especially when the whole world knows of their evil. Every single one of our countries has made more than one mistake in that department. It is time we stop making mistakes, and better our world for eachother and for prosterity.

Oh that should there be conflict, let it be in my time, that my children should know peace!

GAZ: Do you speak english? Did you mean to say my affinity for killing people for their oil? Or are you just the illiterate moron that I think you are? I do not support stealing oil from any country through use of force...even Iraq, but I also do not support evil dicatators who starve and terrorize their own people while they live in the lap of luxury. Any person with a conscience could not back evil. And you said that you supported Iraq and North Korea...so I will suppose that you not only have no conscience, but are a moronic idiot as well. I do not tolerate people who wish to see brutal dictators triumph over my homeland. I may or may not support the war, but I definately do not support my own subjugation...SO BACK OFF!

Say something remotly contraversional and your paying for it for the rest of your life! There is nothing wrong with the leadership in Korea, it's just a bit currupt. The western world is dominated by American policies, rogue states just don't want to accept the economy of the western world and what it stands for, hence the attacks on the world trade centre and not the white house or the United Nations.

If I personally was on the recieving end of brutality from any agression and had no chance of winning, I would use my power to kill as many people as possible. Biological and chemical weapons seem the most affective way of doing this. You should admire Saddam if he did have chemical and biological weapons, and did'nt use them!