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Friends In Bad Situations
Posted Jun 11, 2004
Today I was awakened by my sister at 8:00 a.m. this morning. She turned on my room light and handed me a page of the newspaper. Of course I was a little angry because it was so bright...
Anyways she pointed to a little article in the paper that she thought would interest me...of course it did. I was reading along when I realized something....my friend killed somebody.
It was stated in the newspaper under the local section that. My good friend, a 19 year old girl, was driving along the rode when she hit a 27 year old woman on her bike riding out in the morning. When police arrived the woman was already dead and my friend was in shock at what happened. She wasn't being charged with murder or manslaughter yet...they were treating it like a accident.
To think of all this and to what she has to go through now....wow im just glad it wasn't me. Whenever my friend closes her eyes she will see her ghosts haunting her...I hope she can pull out of it.
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Acceptance Letter!
Posted May 6, 2004
Today when i got home from a long day of school and work, what did i see lieing in the mailbox all nice and tuggled with the rest of the mail...MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!!!!
The Acceptance letter is to Eureka College, home of President Ronald Reagan for 4 years. There I am going to spend the next four years, maybe more there learning the finer ways of my education. I also got a new laptop for my high school graduation 
Mmmmmmm....I love my parents :D
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The Magicians Guild
Posted Apr 15, 2004
I'm pretty sure many of you have already heard about the Magicians Guild.
It's a magical place, full of mystery and deception. Of course everyone is welcome...I have spent a lot of time on this to make it nice and with good plots.
Of course we have many people already invovled but if you have friends or you yourself want to play well then come along to:
A2510425 : The Magicians Guild
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Stuff to say during Return of the King (Funny x3)
Posted Jan 4, 2004
I don't know if anyone has posted anything like this but here it goes:
Things to do while watching LOTR Return of the King:
-Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
-Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
-After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
-At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen.
-After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
-Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
-Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
-Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts, and if so, what house do you think he was in.
-Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
-When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
-At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. -Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
-When Shelob (the big spider) appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
-Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.
-When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
-Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
-In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
-Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"(See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.)
-During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
-Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
-Start an Orc sing-a-long.
-Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
-When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
-Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
-Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
-Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
-When Sam holds Frodo's hand (or otherwise), start singing, "The Ambiguously Gay Duo!"
-When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
-Give the orcs a loud internal monologue ..
for example:
"I swear that mountain troll checked me out... n'ah ... HEY he did it again."
"This is a big day for me, first I was promoted to the front of the charge, and my wife is pregnant ... and I won the lottery ... hey what's this arrow doing in me?"
"It's Gandalf! HEY MAN I went to highschool with you! How about we *Gandalf makes some magic* ... That's weak sauce G-man."
-Every time you see any form of Sauron on screen yell out
"Sauron ... digivolve to ... SARUMAN!"
-Yell out "Where's the hell is the pirate ship? This remake of the Goonies is retarded."
-Every time someone mentions the horrors of the ring yell out "I got yer ring right HERE" and grasp yourself accordingly.
-Whenever there is a wide shot of elves shout "Santa's gonna get middle earth on your ass!"
-Every time an orc passes the screen nudge a stranger next to you and whisper "Done her."
-For every shot of Legolas and Gimli together shout out an appropriate Jay and Silent Bob quote.
-When the ring is destoryed shout out "OHhhhh ... THAT was the one ring ... I get it!"
-Whenever Legolas is on screen continually mumble "Damn she's fine."
-At Gandalf's huge entrance to the Helms Deep battle sing "The hills are alive with the sound of music." The higher pitched the better.
I hoped you like this Post if you want too if not just enjoy the simple laugh.
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Kings of Chaos
Posted Apr 26, 2003
Hey all, I just recently joined a RPG battle website and I was wondering if you could help me a little bit.
Well all you would really need to do is a click the link that i'm going to post and just look at my profile. If you do this, it will add a elven warrior to my army. Each day if you do this, and many of you do this, it will help me out in the long run.
The link is http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=634151 Once you get there you will get a box that says, "If you reached this page via a link in an IRC or Chat channel, a message board or forum where the link to this page would be considered off topic, please close this page now."
What you would do is click on the button that says,"Click here to continue." This will give me more warriors every day you do this. Then I will be able to go on raids and get gold to buy mercenaries, upgrade my camp to a castle or something along those lines.
I am asking you nicely could you please visit here and if you want maybe even join. If you join, you can become one of my officers which if you were attacked I am sworn to protect you buy sending some elves over to help you.
-Craxus
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