h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HIYA BEV DID YA GET THE E-MAIL I SENT YA.......

I did!! It was cute - how are you today?

hahahaHAHAHA....CUTE SENT YA ANOTHER MOUSE THIS MORNING
STILL GOT A TITE CHEST AND COUGHING STILL BUT HEY AM LAFFIN
SO WOT U UPTO TDAY...WOT CHARITY DO YA WORK FOR?

I work for the Salvation Army. I've got lots on today - there are important people up from London (well, THEY think they are important!) and I'm running about at the back of people and answering lots of questions. This means I can't spend as much time as I would like on my beloved websites!

I WAS INTHE BRITISH ARMY FOR NEARLY 15 YEARS....IN FACT ONE OF OUR SQUADRONS IS BASED IN EDINBURGH.........UNLESS ITS MOVED ITS IN GILMOUR PLACE,
CAN YE NOT JUST TELL EM TO ****
OH YE CANT CAN YE....LOL

LOL!!!

I feel like it anyway!!!

HERE I GOT THE ANSWER.....LOL
HAHAHAHA.............WOT YE DO IS FAKE IT..........LOSS OF THE POWER T YER LOWER LIMBS A MEANN...TUT TUT....LOL

LOL!! We're getting a slap up lunch today so I'll wait until we've eaten that and then I will fake an injury!!!

What's on for you this afternoon?

2 ROLLS N PIE AND A BOVRIL...........HAHAHAHA
ATHIS AFTERNOON....DUNNO
THATS THE ANSWER YOU COULD GIVE THEM TO ALL THIER QUESTIONS.....LOL
"A DUNNO ASK THEM"....LMAOL

Wooohooo!! Top lunch!! (for once!)



I take it you are going to spend the afternoon on H2G2 then?

AYE MAYBE...LOL...ASA SAID DUNNO WOT CHORES WILL CROP UP....HAHAHAHA......HERES A JOKE FOR YA VISITORS.....LOL
WHO IN BIBLICAL TIMES HAD THE FIRST MOTORCAR?
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MOSES
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CAUSE IT SAYS IN THE BOOK....AND MOSES CAME DOWN THE MOUNT IN HIS TRIUMPH

That joke was awful !!!

I expect better ones than that!!

HAHAHAHA.....OK I CAN DO BETTER PICK A TOPIC OR SUBJECT....LOL

OK then, that sounds like a challenge to me.

Subject - women.