h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is hootoo to be overrun by Gheorghenis? What next?

Up your nose with a rubber hose! Bwahaha!

Join the Hypatia hootoo Presidential campaign! Don't just do it for your cousin! Do it for some random guy you just met! Tell them EvilClaw sent you! A5645531

What's in it for me, tuna-breathe? Why should I involve myself in such petty matters without remuneration?

Bribery. Thats whats for dinner. Oh and for the record, I had pizza for dinner, not tuna so

what sort of bribes? I'm into gemstones.

Big-time.

I've earned two yachts and an island today by simple merit of directing people towards Hypatia. So visit now! This chain has never been broken!

I'll think about it.

Do what you decide is best. I, a little cat, will not try to force you to vote for someone you don't want to .

You may be little,but you're not particularly cute. When is this election to be held and where?

Thank godben! You're the only one here who doesn't think I'm the cutest little thing ever! But I digress. A5571434 is the page with all the information about voting.

Even if you don't vote for Hypatia I hope you still vote. Its nice to get involved in hootoo events. Last time I did, I won a h2g2 t-shirt off of a caption contest.

Small potatoes, pizza breath ----who is this godben anyway?

Godben is the diety of doors, eunuchs, ducks, and car dealerships. For a short period I was the head priest of his religion (as well as the chief embezzeller). So I've taken to using his name as an minor expletive as a result.

And small potatoes aren't very filling Go for the baked potatos with cheese and sour cream!

Any deity with a high priest like you is very small potatoes indeed. Will you be here tomorrow for taunting?

Ha! Yes. And have no fear. Your taunting is small game compared to the professional grilling I've been through before!

Is this place food-obssessed? What's with all the food metaphors, what condiment were you grilled with?

sauce actually... Ask Dmitri about that.

I will tommorrow, got to wake up Dmitri to show me my quarters here. It was not unpleasant to have made your miserable acquaintance.