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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
No, Friday night was a DVD, chocolate and snuggles on the couch...the snuggles continued to the bedroom 
The DVD was subtitled french so the kids lost interest and put themselves to bed early
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
Naughty 
that's right, I remember now. Say no more....
Was the subtitled film choosen on purpose?
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
.... I bet it won't.
I'll have to remember that one for when I have kids
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
Actually it was a double whammy
it was a love story...very sweet...with a happy ending...which in my limited experience is much better than porn
hmmm must encourage video store to stock more of these
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
I got Leigh a porn film and there's this one part where this tall blonde girl is standing at the top of the stairs with her heals on standing there like she's chocolate and she goes to walk down the stairs all sexy and stumbles and goes down every step on her bum....I reqound it over and over and laughed until I cried.
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
You are so bad....poor girl probably hurt her brain
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
I suppose she did, but it was still really funny...... I may be bad but your not much better
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
guilty 
wouldn't have done any different myself except perhaps replaying other bits over and over as well
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
It's Leigh's movie, don't try turn it back on me you know i'm an angel
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
movie you bought for Leigh and for what purpose I might ask
you ARE an 
but I know the halo slips occassionally
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
It was a gift, that was the purpose. My halo doesn't slip, it chokes me sometimes
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
i reckon you led Leigh astray, 
the innocent boy has never shared a bed before
then again youre also the who shows him the starway to heaven
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
He is younger than me, 22, 3 years younger....my toy boy i'd never been interested in anyone younger than me before but the first time I looked at him, I was hooked. Blonde hair and the most amazing blue eyes i've ever seen.
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
I'll bet he thinks he is in clover...I know I would have, a sexy 25 year old taking me by the gland...sorry i meant hand
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smiler Posted Nov 30, 2004
Frisky today? Get a DVD on the way home!!! Must have done something right, we have been together nearly 3 and a half years.
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 30, 2004
At least you didn't suggest a cold shower...thank you
So he was eighteen when you met?
Might as well surrender, baby, you are hooked.
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