h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you can if you want to I should really, I can dream.......

Oh, ok got better things to huh? Telegram game is obviously more interesting than talking to me....

that was 5 hours ago..no im having trouble because each time i post H2G2 comes back page unavailable...plus people seem to have found my little hermit's cave and are asking stupid questions which take hours to answer

ive lost three posts today having to type them back in honest

what were you dreaming about? the personal trainer i wouldnt worry i reckon a look of michief is the most attractive thing a woman can wear...nothing else just a look of michief

Do you think? I'll have to give it a go this morning.

a very personal trainer

Your sooooo funny, not!! Stop giving me bad ideas, i'm enough trouble on my own without you giving me ideas.

dont believe you...i think "trouble" is as appropriate as "stinker" anyway its ok to think these things and tease just a little

I think so 2, great minds and all that...

Why thank you, gentle lady.

Gentle lady?? What are you on?

well i try to be nice every so often because im sensitive and because you said i was a great mind whatever!

it was a compliment if you dont like it....

Nice? You? That's a first Compliments are good, keep them coming

my wind-up detector is in overload

I'm not winding you up, just a little bit I suppose.

i could be nice if you want...gooey and saccherine

Gooey, yeah come on then.

hi sweety, hows my little tootsie-wootsie today

Is that all you got?

yep...ok so im an old fraud, cant be gooey and saccherine

how do we feel about today?

Need you ask? I bloody hate !!! Your lucky your so far away or you would get one right in the face!!