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just hustlin' around, knockin' on a few doors,sayin' 'hi' to some o' the new arrivals.(do hope nobody saw me come in here ...no, think I've shaken the b*****ds, for now .)I share that twisted sense of humour, & am a bit more paranoid, I mean, your privacy starts goin' out the window in teacups, the day you set up the computer ...gotta run, keep movin' - thats the trick...oh, & if anyone asks, I was never here, ok .

hi jazz i hope they dont get ya!!!!!i know what u mean.. paranoia is an old mate of mine, i even know how it takes its coffee thanxs 4 saying hi will get back to ya.. the men in white coats are coming up the drive and i gotta hide!!!!!

m knox

good 2 get a quick reply. oh, yeah...paranoia's an ol' mate o' mine too. its convenient that he likes 'is coffee the same way I drink mine. can be a problem, when we go out drinkin', though...I like corona, with a wedge o' lime - he prefers guiness . he even moved in with me, years ago...very agreeable roomie - not the neatest, though. my other big complaint, is that I still can't get 'im to pay his share of the rent .

yeah know what u mean but i dont mind drin king with him as i am also a guiness drinker ! well if he aint paying the rent refuse to buy him a pint cos that will really wind him up, paranoia gets worse when u aint got alcohol and a mate to buy it for u !!!!
so what inspires your twisted humour? i like dark comedy like pulp fiction( the marvin scene being the best)but also love red dwarf,monty python and the league of gentlemen! and i must ask u ARE U LOCAL?
so what music u into and what are your fave films?

dont make me get my flying monkeys!!

m knox

oh yeah, loved Pulp Fiction, but really kind of watch a mixed bag/variety of films, haven't been seein' too many, lately...but, yeah, caught a bit o' Red Dwarf, that Python stuff is classic, some Blackadder, just a lotta fairly warped, subversive stuff - no, I'm not local, far from it, click on my name to visit 'my space' & learn a bit more about me, ok...&'ave a guiness, on me

thanx jazz have already had the guiness
u havent seen the bbc show the league of gentlemen then? thought not or u wouldve got the are u local joke.. sorry bout that. if u havent u must see it coz its kinda weird. so u like curry eh?hmmm scary stuff is curry if it gets into the wrong hands... could be used as part of a device to bring dowm the capitalist world... not that i would care being a bit of a socialist/communist type! and before u ask no, im not a religius radical who hates the western world!
im just the type of person who would like to bring down the pop music industry....damn thier disco balls!!!!
bye
m knox

how was your weekend? mine was really nuthin special, the kind that suits me just fine - kinda low key . oh, had a couple of guinness Sat. night/Sun. morning, after the show at the club (gee, 'bout 7:30am, your time!)...really great local band, fusion - the more modern, electric - Jazz, with a flute!(I share those social leanings, & sentiments about the music industry...so many of 'em can just sod off!) no, haven't seen the league..., not on any of the local, or cable stations here (that I know of) - but, thanx, will keep a lookout for it.

well my weekend was ok i guess.. got dragged to a club by my mate, let me just add that i hate dancing and dacnce music. I DONT DANCE!!! mosh yes but dance NO!! i went cos my arm was twisted and the guilt trip method was applied.. in short i had no choice! so i went i full goth gear...rock boot with big buckles and red and black stripy stockings, the lot... i had to make a point!! as u can imagine it didnt go down well with the die hard clubbers,,sod them all!!!

glad the band was good i wish i went to see a band!

have u read the book fight club? u must it kicks ass!(literally!)

i cant drink guiness as much as i would like to as i got very drunk came home and got lost in my walk-in wardrobe!!! so i tend to drink only a little of it now!
write soon
m knox

sounds like a fairly decent weekend...I mean, if you had no choice - yeah, doin' the Goth thing was definitely the way to go. I'll be at the club both night, this weekend - Fri. & Sat., although the music might not be quite as good.more traditional Jazz...never know, though, I could get a surprise...they could do the magician thing, & 'pull a rabbit outta the hat'.

yeah, I know what you mean, about the drinkin'. I haven't gotten real p**sed, in awhile...closest I got, was havin' 2 coronas - they're a mexican pale ale, think the local molson brewery bottles 'em up here, y'know, got the contract, I mean, they'd be comin' a l-o-n-g way, from mexico!...then, I had 2 smirnoff's ice- they're like a bottled screwdriver, but with lemon - 7% alcohol. thought I'd have to crawl home, on my hands & knees! kinda nice 'buzz', though...hafta remember that combination.

we have smirnoff ice over here too!!i was a bit lost on the corona thing for a while there but thanx for clearing that up well the weeked in looming and i have a party to go to on friday, i hope it will be ok cos i dont know the host too well and i think i need back up of the alcoholic kind before i go dragging my mate with me! kicking and screaming if i have to
u will find somthing to do , u live in canada for god sake! u must be spoilt for choice, i live in poxy wales where it rains all the time and there are not many places to go if u like the type of stuff i do, its all this pop and dance crap!

at the moment it gets dark at 3.30 and dont get light un til 800 in the morning so i feel nocternal at the moment.. whats it like with you? write soon

m knox

hope you enjoy the party. I really don't have anything special planned, for the weekend. I'm meetin' a mate, for a movie, on Fri.afternoon. we're hosting Canada's big football match (more like american football), so the city's all nuts over that! y'know those rabid sports fans, all kinds of sports related parties, & all. I'm not too big on that...might watch a bit of the game, on Sun., since our local teams in it.

gee, dark that early! this time of year, the sun starts goin' down, about 4pm (here), but, it's not really dark until almost 6.

have fun, hmmmm sports parties and football! sounds interesting if u like that sort of thing ! no i dont like sports that much either, only exream sports are ok coz my kid bro is into skate bording and i am forced to waTCH loads of cky and sk8ing videos, they are cool though. do u like Jackass? have u psted on the conversation forum about the autopsy? they slated my post so i unleashed my wrath i think they hate me now, post somthing so it givs me a bit of back up , if u would it would be cool! thank you got to go

m konx

oh yeah, some of that extreme stuff can be pretty wild!we have a skier over here, that makes a movie every year...some really cool skiing & snowboarding. no, I hadn't seen Jackass, or posted on the autopsy. I'll try to drop by the conversation forums & do that. I was right about last night, they did surprise me. it was some really good, more modern Jazz...a very good guitar player...so, I'll be goin' back there tonight - in about 4 & 1/2 hours, and I've got 2 guinness paid for...I'd paid last night, but when I went to get'em, they'd locked the cooler(& I didn't think they'd like smadhin' the glass.) so, tonight they'll be free! . hope your weekends goin' ok, mal.

oh yeah, some of that extreme stuff can be pretty wild!we have a skier over here, that makes a movie every year...some really cool skiing & snowboarding. no, I hadn't seen Jackass, or posted on the autopsy. I'll try to drop by the conversation forums & do that. I was right about last night, they did surprise me. it was some really good, more modern Jazz...a very good guitar player...so, I'll be goin' back there tonight - in about 4 & 1/2 hours, and I've got 2 guinness paid for...I'd paid last night, but when I went to get'em, they'd locked the cooler(& I didn't think they'd like smadhin' the glass.) so, tonight they'll be free! . hope your weekends goin' ok, mal.

o-h k, what'd I do there?well...something I didn't plan to, in any case. silly question, mal...how do I find those discussion forums?

how was that party? my weekends been good, so far...well, the movie fri. was a poxy, pifflin' bust!glad I wasn't payin'...I'd want my money back! it was called punch drunk love, & it was supposed to be a romantic comedy...romantic - I guess, comedy - NO!just not too much to choose from...harry potter was in 2 of the theaters. we woulda been better off, havin' a few drinks at the elephant & castle pub...it was right nearby!

what I meant is, exactly where in the forums, are the posts that disaree with yours? I found your posting,in the forums, & found the replies...guess I'll just have to skim, hmm. bye for now

hi jazz sorry i aint replyed, my weekend was supreamly crap and i didnt go to the party as i was feeling very anti social and wouldve got on peoples nerves , i watched sad tv such as pop talent contests!! miss sad git or wot!!!! i went to work but was one and a half hourslate coz i missed the first bus then the second drove fast straight passed me ...god i hate public transport!!!!! i herd that harry pothead.. i mean potter, is quite good, better when drunk is my bet!
so they locked up the guiness did they? u poor guy, here have one on me
m knox

oh go on then have another since u were owed 2 and i only gave u one (no puns intended)... so have u posted anything on the main forum on any subject yet? will be intersted to read it. so what do u do in a way of occupation type thing ?

thats ok, mal, thanx for the guinness , sorry you had such a crappy weekend. yeah, I know what y'mean about not goin' to the party - I feel anti-social, too sometimes...just stay home, when I was kinda planning something. I usually just spend most of the time online - y'know, visit the same ol' sites, find the same ol' stuff as I found last time, & munch cookies or whatever...maybe, check my email, & delete a lotta stuff. yeah, I heard 'the potted one' is actually pretty good too...anything woulda been better that what we saw! we shoulda just gone to the elephant & castle (pub), & gotten p***ed.

well, I had those two guinness, & then had a 3rd 1 to keep them company, thanx again. no, I haven't posted to the forums, I guess I just feel like a bit of an outsider, y'know, all the local topics (& me over here, on the other side o' the pond)..., & I haven't really looked at 'em, too much...I guess I should, huh.

thats ok, mal, thanx for the guinness , sorry you had such a crappy weekend. yeah, I know what y'mean about not goin' to the party - I feel anti-social, too sometimes...just stay home, when I was kinda planning something. I usually just spend most of the time online - y'know, visit the same ol' sites, find the same ol' stuff as I found last time, & munch cookies or whatever...maybe, check my email, & delete a lotta stuff. yeah, I heard 'the potted one' is actually pretty good too...anything woulda been better that what we saw! we shoulda just gone to the elephant & castle (pub), & gotten p***ed.

well, I had those two guinness, & then had a 3rd 1 to keep them company, thanx again. no, I haven't posted to the forums, I guess I just feel like a bit of an outsider, y'know, all the local topics (& me over here, on the other side o' the pond)..., & I haven't really looked at 'em, too much...I guess I should, huh.