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I'm almost afraid...

Post 1

Malabarista - now with added pony

...to come say hello, because every time I do, you disappear smiley - winkeye

How's life been treating you?


I'm almost afraid...

Post 2

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Oh Bugger it!!!

I'm always the last to look on my PS for messages because I'm too busy playing on the boards, so I missed this for 5 WHOLE days . Please forgive me

No I mean it Mal.............Put the Axe down and back away smiley - laugh

I'm pretty good thank you my old mate smiley - hug. And how are things with you?

(sneaks off to read your PS for an hour or two) smiley - laugh


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Post 3

Malabarista - now with added pony

Not bad either, just a little tired from yesterday's w*rk Christmas party. smiley - hangover

So I haven't the energy to wield an axe. smiley - ok


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Post 4

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Not the same old Mal as i knew then! She was always whirling some piece of evil weaponry in my direction smiley - laugh

Been reading your 'Boss-girl' pieces smiley - grr Makes you seethe when you bump into somebody like that at work eh? Mind you...........I did say work was evil didn't I? Not like all those easy Uni days smiley - whistle

And i notice you felt a bit smiley - hangover after the crimbo party.......I thought you were a responsible sort who avoided smiley - ale.
Well done smiley - rofl


I'm almost afraid...

Post 5

Malabarista - now with added pony

smiley - whistle I didn't actually drink much, but it was a late night and an early morning...

Setting off to deal with boss-girl now. If this doesn't help, bits of weaponry may start being involved. smiley - cross


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Post 6

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*Listens for the sound of boss-girl being felled*


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Post 7

Malabarista - now with added pony

*thunk*


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Post 8

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I thunk I had returned........I thunk right smiley - laugh


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Post 9

Malabarista - now with added pony

smiley - biggrin Oh, good. So what have you been up to?


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Post 10

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Weeeeeeeeeeell, mainly this week I have been slipping and sliding about all over the roads of southern Britannia, but now I'm off til the New Year for the first time in 13 years!!!!

You at home for the festivities? smiley - cheers


I'm almost afraid...

Post 11

Malabarista - now with added pony

I am indeed - going off to my aunt's for New Year's to play cards all night. smiley - whistle Any plans yourself?


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Post 12

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First time in years I'm off on NYE, but I'm going to spend it at home watching corny old films and drinking smiley - bubbly

*Lays 8 of diamonds on table*

What game are we playing? smiley - laugh


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Post 13

Malabarista - now with added pony

Enjoy, then! smiley - smiley

I thought we were playing Doppelkopf, but that has no eights in it, so I must be mistaken smiley - huh


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Post 14

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Nooooooo!! I never play Doppel-doo-dah. Last time i playrd that there was an awful row and I was banned for life........just too good at it see smiley - winkeye

**Lays the 3 of clubs**

Maybe its whist?

Drinkies involved tonight I hope? smiley - cheers


I'm almost afraid...

Post 15

Malabarista - now with added pony

Not too many, but I only slept for four hours, so I'm not feeling terribly fresh anyway smiley - laugh


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Post 16

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Have you woken refreshed? smiley - laugh

I'm on the naughty step, so chatting will be tricky smiley - laugh


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Post 17

Malabarista - now with added pony

No, I'm kind of sore and sleepy now. smiley - laugh

Naughty, naughty. What did you do this time?


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Post 18

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I told one too many near the knuckle joke smiley - blush

Should we start a campaign to release the airscotia 1? smiley - laugh

This makes it a bit annoying for my friends though, so I do apologise smiley - kiss


I'm almost afraid...

Post 19

Malabarista - now with added pony

That's easy.

1. Sock puppet account for telling jokes.

2. Another internet browser, so you can keep one account open in each.

3. Jokes and conversations.

Or just tell polite jokes, but they're rarely as good.


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