h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, after an extended leave of absence I've returned home to the old H2G2 homestead - god, it's dusty here.

So, I'll just brush down the chairs, get the tea on and then see what's happening...

Hey, welcome back Mike. As you may be able to see, I've had to regenerate - like Colin Baker, this was forced upon me really, and crudgingly I stormed off leaving Dr T to put on a Steven wig and pretend to be me, before taking it off and pretending to be himself.

I like the new GuideMLed Lord Mike entry. Tell me, where would I go about finding "Lord Mike and the Genocide Auction" and "Lord Mike and the Genocide Auction"? If the second one on Spoila? I couldn't really see it any place.

'Lord Mike and the Genocide Auction' is just starting off on 'The Fiction Factory' board over on Planet Skaro.

I tell you what though, it was murder putting in all those line breaks in the List of Adventures - I nearly got repetitive strain injury. Oh, how I suffer for my art...

Ah right. My skaro membership expired and I haven't bothered to renew it... maybe I should then.

Ah right. My skaro membership expired and I haven't bothered to renew it... maybe I should then.

Ah, line breaks. I always think it is dissproportinately hard to start a new line in HTML.

Yes, Lance and I have written a couple of Lord Mike stories on there now - including 'Lord Mike Confidential' a mickey-take of all DW documentaries from 'Whose Doctor Who' through to 'Doctro Who Confidential'

Hello. I am a small, Kentish sausage.

Do you have a valid passport, Mr Sausage? If not we'll impound you in the butcher's shop in the window until such a time that someone comes forward to co-oberate your story.

Evening all, Mr Wilden, Mr... Sausage

And how are we all?

"Good grief, it can't be- must be forty somethings...."; to paraphrase Professor Travers a moment. Is it really you, Lord Michael K. Mills, Godleader, Protectorate General, Prime Minister and suave sophisticated chap in a hat?

And if not then who are you and what are you doing dressed as Lord Mike? Well?

No, rest assured Mr Wilden, 'tis I.

So, how the devil have you been, old chap?

Ok thank you, Mike and you? I see that you've been busy creating saga after saga on your now on your own personalised website too. Now one of those three is you, the other two.... hmm, they're not you in different angles and without glasses are they? I've been busy, after I fought off the terrible oppressing might of Planet Skaro- at last! I returned to the Beeb on the Virtual sofa messageboard, there I fight off many, many trolls.

Plus a couple of MSN groups, one of which I manage and how have things been with you? Still posting on Skaro, writing your adventures?

Aha, glad you like the site - the management's entirely Steven's doing, though I occassionally write some of the info on it or do the odd Photoshop image (I designed the logo).

Yes, I still post on Skaro, though I haven't actually written much DW in a while, though I've had plenty of ideas! I've been spending much more time on my episode guide

Glad to hear you're enjoying such success. I trustyou're still carrying on your great work as well?

Good to speak (?) to you again
Mike