h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How are you today? Had a good one or was it bad? If so how horrible, sit down with a cup of and we could talk? If not then how about a cup of ?

I have just passed by to see that you are in and say that Zero War is great stuff to read, you are a great writer as is Martin.

So much vision with some very good, clear ideas. Interesting storyline as well.

Anyhow I might have mentioned in the past a script/ story you might want to read?

Well it's out now on h2g2- well the first three parts- Doomsday Cause, though watch out- it's an audio script!

If you have time perhaps you might stop by and read?

I shall try to read it, the problem is finding time, I seem to be so busy these days! I'm not really sure where Martin is at the moment, haven't seen him for some time.

He was around earlier, I believe? Anyhow I'm just saying now that I've open up a Pub on General and if you feel like a drink, then stop by- we even have Fanta!

I have already popped in and most enjoyable it is to!

Well you have to stay? There's a pub Quiz on the way and then and 5:10 we're showing Episode One of the Daleks. And then there's the drinking competions, the dart match and the chatting we all need?

Okey-dokey, I'll stick around if possible

No pressure but I'm attempting to create a nice relaxing atmosphere- remember my Birthday- something like that? No troll gatecrahes though.

Cool, did you know that the next adventure in the Lord Mike Saga will be the Eightieth?

Yes, Yes I did. Are you planning a special celebration- the Three Lord Mikes AKA: Triple Trouble Whiz-bang wonders?

Lord Mike split off into three personnas fights Lord Ike, Stefan Fjord, Stainless Steel Rat, Emperor Martin, The Count; on the Boards with Sir Lance, Lady Marian, General Ford, Andrew Power Ranger, King Hurricane, Queen Jenny, Queen Pamela and King James?

Or are you going for something small?

Sounds terrific! In fact, can we use that idea? I would be very grateful if you started it though as I always feel I look somewhat vain whenever I start them. Go for it Rich, I'd be only to happy to contribute to such an idea.

Okay I'll go for it on Spoilers Board!

BLAST! My last bit on that got Pre-modded!

Yes, that's been annoying me over on Time and Space. Whenever I post a story, I always end up with double and tripple posts, because I can't be bothered waiting for the mods to post the next part!

I wondered why you had so many odd posts? I wondered if this was some rouse to keep the reader guessing the story- now that I see this my mind can rest easier

What?

Er .. yes, that's it! Of course! I've been playing mind games with you! That's the answer!

Clever old me, eh?

Oh good, next time though could you have- if the Doctor goes into the Tardis and the top or What if the Doctor gets eaten?- situation, it was getting a little confusing but wholly enjoyable!

I hope the story, at least, is somehow enjoyable ...

That's all right Lance, it is. As I have finally finished my tale a new tale awaits tomorrow- I hope that you will have time to enjoy the atmosphere of Cold War?

No, it's not a historical but something else entirely- And I hope no Pre-mods get in my way?

I wonder why it's still in the system? The same with spoilers, wasn't Emily going to close it down?