h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, since you seem to be the only one here Mike I was wondering if you were experiencing any problems with the Boards?

I try to log onto General and I find myself transported to an entirely different Board, failing that I get a blank Board, I've posted two attempts to get my latest chapter up on Time and Space and in both cases the system refused to acknowledge that it had been posted.

In short I am in desperation as to wonder if the problem may be at my end?

I know it's a bit late now Richard (sorry) but I did experience problems on the Boards last night yes (as did Steven, who was lurking)

Not to worry about the time but the fact is it wasn't at my end? I have pondered the possibilty on two fronts- either it was an internal error that the Mods might have been indirectly responsible for or it might have been a certain hacker we all know as 'Mike Mills Alta Ego' or 'James Bland'?

Merely a possibility since the agitator appeared about the same time last night as the erros started to occur.

Yes, it does eem a bit of a coincidence now you come to say it. Though it's not the first time that the Boards have played up like that

Is it my computer or are the boards playing up again?

They... still... are... working... very... slowly... and... when... they... post... you... get... three... more.... posts...

Watch out.... on the boards they... are ... running too.... slowly to process... messages.

I think it must be because of all those useless posts that have been literally littered across the boards.

Litter bugs! I mean DVD & Video why do we want to see a thread about shark eating rabbits? Wasn't one of his threads read 'More Gobbledegook please?'

Someone should complain? You try asking the mods but then... it all slows down completely so that... nothing is moving.

Then Troll DarrOn appears, they must act in packs? Worse then a Saward double act!!!

I don't appreciate people (like the Troll already mentioned) who criticise our beloved Queen P!

I truely wish the Moderators would actually get out there and Moderate every so often. It would make life just a little easier, wouldn't it?

Especially a troll who can't spell. If only we could just shove him in the sun, they turn to stone- if only?

As for insulting Queen Pamela- I'd organise the lynching straight away! Pitchfork, torches, axes and spears!

I did actually complain to the mods about the Troll in question but they just said he hadn't done anything to deserve being taken off. What more does he have to do? Nuke Greater London?!