Evil
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
No, really, I need to know!
Welcome one and all to Madame Zora's. Have you come for a reading, are you searching the beyond for a loved one, or have you heard about our world famous ginger and pineapple biscuits? Either way, pull up a seat and I will tell you a little about myself.
I was born into a family of gypsies when I was young and have lived most of my life on the road. At the age of 9 I began telling fortunes; at this time I also was granted an apprenticeship by my nanny, Madame Field, a renowned self-taught pastry chef. At the age of 16 I foresaw my marriage to Barron Darron VonKinderschlhöper and gladly accepted my fate as the Baroness of a wildly successful chain of supermarkets catering to yam and potato lovers. But all was not well in Kinderschlöperland. As I sat down for my afternoon tea one fateful October day I was met by a sense of dread- I knew then that something would happen within the next few hours that would change my life forever! Yes, later that very same day Darron announced that the stock market had crashed and our company had declared bankruptcy! The horror! "What about all the potatoes and the lovely yams," I cried. Darron was too ashamed to look at me and when I awoke the next morning I found that he had run off to Bermuda with our maid, Hilda, and with what was left of the family fortune. But do not feel sorry for Madame Zora! No, that very same day, after I had consumed my tea, I looked into my cup and saw what was to come! I called our stockbroker and had him sell 250 000 shares of our comapany's stock before the fall! With that little nest egg I invested into Madame Zora's Biscuits and More! and created a small fortune for myself. Of course, after I made a name for myself I searched down Barron Darron (or should I say Barren Darron? - Bite your tongue, Zora!) and paid him back the money I made from the stocks, with 5% interest I might add, and had him sign divorce papers. Giving my blessing to his and Hilda's marriage, I said farewell to Darron and said Hello to my promising future!Now you have tired this old lady out! I must retire for the evening but please come back soon and I'll give you a free palm reading with the purchase of any two packages of biscuits (Limited time offer only, cannot be combined with any other offer or coupons).
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