This is the Message Centre for god

you're back?

Post 1

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

ummm.. i know U'r grumpy and all but...
where did you go?


you're back?

Post 2

god

I went and stared into my navel for a while. It was hot. I perspired. My navel filled with warm, salty, water. I dove in for a swim with thesmiley - orangefishsmiley - schooloffishsmiley - bluefish Then I came out, laid on the beach and had a cosmicpolitan.smiley - bubbly


you're back?

Post 3

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

oh, so Y exactly is it, that U r grumpy?


you're back?

Post 4

god

I snoozed in the sun and awoke to the sound of bulldozers. Someone had decided my beach was a good place to put a shopping mall. Progress. Humph. *I* fail to see how acres of asphalt and concrete are an improvement on my design.


you're back?

Post 5

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

oh ic... how discombobulating for you...


Key: Complain about this post

More Conversations for god

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more