h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi god....
Welcome to h2g2..I'm Emmily..one of the many ACEs'..(Assistant Community Editors)..we're here to offer you a warm welcome..advice & links to help you find your way around..
Shouldn't that be God with a capital 'G'? Just in case you've forgotten your way around during your time in exile..here is a remimder....
This is my 2nd attempt at ACEing you..the first time..I lost internet connection..as an athiest talking to god..I found that quite amusing....
You can click on any of the numbered links below..
Have a ....I'll assume you'll not be wanting the..?..put your feet up..relax..&..let your fingers do the walking..
You can click 'Preferences' on the left of screen to change your number to a name..or..to change the skin..(background)..there are 3 to choose from..brunnel..alabaster..or..classic goo..(you are in brunnel..the default skin)..you might like to experiment a bit..see which one you prefer to use....
You might like to hitch a ride on our tour..@ A317459
A full list of Smileys including some great new ones..@ A155909
The slang used here can be a bit confusung..h2jargon explains all..@ A632431
You can customise your space..using what is available through h2g2..Find out more @..A Taste of GuideML..@ A768594 ..or Spicing up Your Page..@ A690518
2..ACEs'..have created hints & links for new researchers..Feisor's..@ A719840 ..&..Rocket Man's..@ A725500
Like most communities we have Clubs & Societies..find out about these..@ A660340
If your interested in writing for the Guide..you might find Writing Guidelines..@ A53209 useful..
Hope you find these helpful..&..you enjoy yourself here....to reply to this post..click 'reply' below..

Emmily

Soooooo, Emmily. My face is a scream, eh? You're one of the blessed few who has seen the face of god and lived to tell the tale. That's how it works with atheists sometimes. The way I figure it, it takes just as much faith to be quite sure that I don't exist as it would to be a believer. Just a matter of fine tuning, my dear. And obviously, you expected me to reply... you even pointed to the path. Are you SURE you're an atheist?

*sigh* Seems to me as if you've got the wrong idea about me. That happened in the translation. Don't worry, you are not alone. I mean, *I* never said anywhere that I wouldn't be quite content to slurp up a cold, frosty . What do you think I was drinking when I created hell? Lemonade? Even *I'm* not that warped.

Now, regarding the 'g' as opposed to a 'G'.... it's a sign. A sign that I've finally grown up a bit, gotten rid of my god-forsaken ego. I'm a kinder, gentler god, no matter what those religious muck-a-mucks might like to have you continue to believe. I don't want to be worshipped, just accepted. That's all.

Thanks for the pointers. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not entirely, 100% omniscient. Guess you already knew that, eh?

s happily...Aww just your name god...always have...spent alot of time just writing it on paper and laughing (yes I'm an insane one). I'm also somewhat of a non-believer, but wouldn't go so far as to say atheist (that would require conviction, which is something I have little of in the face of almighty odds). Aww well posted 2 times on your space now...I'm done!

*waves* Hi (again) Quillie....Are you stalking me?..Are you the is disguise?....

Hi god....
Yes!..I'm sure I'm an athiest....
You do realise..your not the first or the only God..(..old habits..although I'm an athiest..I have enough respect for other peoples beliefs to use a capital 'G' for God).. I've chatted to....I'll gladly have a ....with you..I prefer cider..not available..you've grown up..huh..maybe you need to pass that wisdom onto your followers..they seem to be stuck in the past..&..lacking in tolerance..amonst other things....
If there's anything a lowly athiest can do to help a god..please don't hesitate to ask......

Emmily

Stalking? I wouldn't dream of it! tee hee NAww that was just my Halloween costume...still on from the festivities

Well Hi god, I'm no atheist can't even spell it. I'm a firm believer in the force/spirit, whatever. Glad you took ethereal form for a while, can you please sort out these Christian/Muslim/Jewish NUTS who are doing you such a disservice? Can we start by bombing FLAT every bit of religious pomp and circumstance which means anything to them so they all stop squabbling over it?

I mean the Turin Shroud was shown be total twaddle, lets stop all this "worship" dross and start understanding huh?

You know the idea "if none of you can agree on how to share it, NONE of you shall have it". I use that as a parent, perhaps you should too.

Hmmmmmm.....
Bombing things flat, eh? I dunno about that. I was just thinking to myself that you know you're in trouble if your bombs are smarter than your president.

And if you try to take away everything that means anything to people, welllll..... then there's nothing left. Now the bit about 'start understanding' I like. That has promise. What are we going to start understanding first? That violence only brings forth violence? They left that one out of the 'begets' chapter of the Bible, and it's the most important part. The rest of that section was just filler. *sigh* That's what happens when an editor decides that a chapter can't just be one simple sentence long. *Humph* They talk about flow....

And, ummmmm.... "if none of you can agree on how to share it, NONE of you shall have it". Well. That's more-or-less what we're looking at on a global scale. *I* don't have to say it. People are working their way towards that conclusion just fine without my input.