h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Keeping well? These days aside from the breaks that you take you are the only other long time posters still around from the group. Everyone else seems to vanish, can't wonder what it is?

Afterning Corruptus, hows things on Planet Richard?

Maybe they just all have lives? I was going to get one of them once... but I couldn't afford it, and you have to feed it and water it too, and I just couldn't be doing with that.

I find that I'm coming online now much more than I have (he says after not being on the computer for the past seven days) but I guess that's just the summer... free time... ah.

Are you doing owt interesting, or are you staying pretty close to your computer this year?

Planet Richard? I don't think I've ever been there, I went to Planet Steven once by accident interesting that, it reminded me of a slightly sane version of Mind Robber with mant shots of Zoe's rear in close up!

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'Lives? What is that?' asked the leading Cyberman.

'Well they're sort of things that we do, outside our petty existence' cried the weary looking man.

'Things, things. Yes we know of this weakness of yours. We are fortunate, we do not possess lives' buzzed the Cyberleader.

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As for being close to the computer, I'm a writer, I'm forever magnetically linked to it. Much rather like a Dalek casing is linked to the floor which can prove to be weakness. As for interesting things? No, not really down here I'm stuck going through the same motions, over and over again- boredom haunts my life like some haunting scary thing