h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello there Steven, back from your hols, how was shooting or fishing or perhaps both? Walking along the streets of Peterborough with a butterfly net and a fishing rod.

So did you catch sight of an Oozlum bird?


You've missed so much, the boards went down but came on again, the life boat sunk but I replaced it and that's about it.

Good to see you again!

Oh yes and we really need to get you onto Skaro, myself, Mike, Martin, Lance, Pamela, Lissa feel it essential that we recruit you into a higher place!

Hello there Richard,

I must just apologise, for not replying to this just now, and shooting off, sort of rapidly. Some utter cretin, a disgusting spongue of a lifeform, just attempted to send me a virus, quite a bad one as well, I believe. He's been trying to destroy my computer for quite a while, despite my anti-virus measures.

To begin with, he just flooded me on MSN, but then I blocked him. He got round that. I downloaded an anti-flooder, so he started trying to send me trojans, I didn't accept anything, but just now, he managed to get one through to me I think. Because of that, I had to sort of pull the plug out of the wall (literally) very quickly, so that the computer couldn't save it. It was quite close, I belive, because I didn't know what was going on until it was almost too late. Later on, I'll have to run a few scan-disks thingies, but right now, I think I'm okay.

Hopefully, I managed... well, we'll see.

Sorry about going on like that. It's just not the sort of thing I want to come back to find happening.

So, there's been changing time's on the boards? Are they back to normal now? And the lifeboat sunk? So... what is the deputy BBCi board now? Is it Project: Moonbase, or something else? I don't suppose you could give me a link to Skaro, could you?

By the way, if you see Martin, could you send him those questions, and ask him to send them back to me? I meant to ask you to do that before I went away, but I didn't get chance. If I see him, I'll send them on, but he hasn't been online when I have lately.

Thanks,

See you around,

-Steven